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So, do you think the Queen is still alive? I heard she hasn't been seen in public since October.

She was seen in public on November 18th, on Dec 16th, and she did the Christmas broadcast. Also, she stripped the Duke of York of his "military affiliations and royal patronages" (you think anyone else gets to do that?).

She's 95. When she dies, you'll know. Everyone will know. And Charles will be King, and the postage stamps and coins in the UK will be all wrong.

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Ya so I caught up to Sister Claire and now I don’t know what to do with life

Thinkin about how much I need to catch up on my webcomics

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Wishin this was me and my gal

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I can’t believe they all just eat coins like that

Rations for various RPG Races

[[ Source. Original creator: wats6831. Additional information and images linked under each one. ]]

Universal:

Homemade artisan herb bread, home grown and dried apples and prunes, uncured beef sausage, munster cheese. Made a small bag from cheesecloth and tied it closed.

Discussion thread here.

Dwarf:

Garlic chicken livers, smoked and peppered cheese, spiced pork sausages, hard tack, dried vegetables, dried wild mushrooms.

Discussion thread here.

Elf:

Top left to right: Evereskan Honey Comb, Elven Travel Bread (Amaretto Liquer Cake with custom swirls), Lurien Spring Cheese (goat cheese with garlic, salt, spices and shallots), Delimbyr Vale Smoked Silverfin (Salmon), Honey Spiced Lichen (Kale Chips), and Silverwood Pine Nuts.

Discussion thread here.

Halfling:

From upper left: “Honeytack” Hard tack honey cakes, beef sausage, pork sausage mini links, mini whole wheat toast, cranberry cheddar cheese mini wedge, mini pickles, pumpkin and sunflower seeds, lower right is my homemade “travel cake” muesli with raisins, golden prunes, honey, eggs and cream.

Discussion thread here.

Half-Orc:

Wrapped in cheesecloth and tied in burlap package. Forest strider drumsticks, molasses sweet wheat bread “black strap”, aged Munster, hard boiled eggs, mixed wild nuts.

Discussion thread here.

Orc:

Orcs aren’t known for their great cuisine. Orcs prefer foods that are readily available (whatever can be had by raiding), and portable with little preparation, though they have a few racial delicacies. Toughs strips of lean meat, bones scavenged from recent kills, and dark coarse bread make up the bulk of common orc rations.Fire roasted rothe femur (marrow is a rare treat) [beef femur], Strips of dried meat (of unknown origin) [homemade goose jerky], foraged nuts, only edible by orcs….nut cracker tusks [brazil nuts], coarse black bread, made with whatever grains can be pillaged [black sesame bread], Pungent peppers [Habanero peppers stuffed with smoked fish and olives].

More images here. Discussion thread here.

Gnome:

Pan fried Delimbyr smelt, spiced goat cheese (paprika crusted hand pressed Fontina), Gnome shortbread (savory pistachio), glass travel jar filled with Secomber Red (wine), hard boiled quail eggs packed in rolled oats (to keep safe), dried figs from Calimshan, and Southwood smoked goat sausage (blood sausage).

More images here. Discussion thread here.

Lizardfolk:

Lizardfolk are known to be omnivores, forage for a surprising variety of foods found within the confines of their marshy environs, in this case the Lizard Marsh near Daggerford. Fresh caught boiled Delimbyr Crayfish on wild chives, coastal carrageen moss entrapping estuary brine shrimp (irish moss, dried brine shrimp), Brackish-Berries (blackberries), Blackened Dart-Frog legs (frog legs) on spring sprouts (clover sprouts), roasted bog bugs on a stick!

More images here. Discussion thread here.

Drow:

From top left: Menzoberranzan black truffle rothe cheese (Black Knight Tilsit), Donigarten Moss Snails (Escargot in shallot butter sauce), Blind cave fish caviar in mushroom caps (Lumpfish caviar), faerzress infused duck egg imported from the surface Realms (Century egg), Black velvet ear fungus (Auricularia Black Fungus Mushroom).

More images here. Discussion thread here.

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Thinkin about how much I need to catch up on my webcomics

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fun military trivia: during the battle of the bulge in 1944, the germans took english-speaking soldiers, dressed them in american uniforms, and infiltrated them behind american lines in order to wreak havoc. to help them out, the infiltrators were issued fake american documents, including identification passes. the problem, however, was that they copied the documents too well. for whatever reason, all american identification passes had a typo on them, where “identification” was spelled as “indentification.” however, whoever prepared the german fakes decided to correct the typo, providing american soldiers with a foolproof way of checking if a document was real. for once, american stupidity saved the day.

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Someone shared this on fb

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My fave part of Naruto is when Lee shows up with his bowl haircut and kicks Sasuke’s ass dirty in front of his only two friends and then kicks Gaara’s ass Infront of a whole stadium and his family.

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No one:

Fanfiction writers: The Brunette sat down crossing her legs, showing a glimpse of her secrets through her skirt. I gulped.

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everyday i think about “hm…..tastes like prion disease” nd sometimes say it out loud 2 myself by accident

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GROOKEY GANG RISE UP

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Hints are canceled, speak the fuck up

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Cinder said in volume 6 that she was ordered to not kill ruby, Which is why she was avoiding her at Haven

That is a valid point anon, but to rebut it, it would have been smarter for Cinder to agree with Arthur in Chapter 9 and go into Haven and forcing Raven into getting the relic without dealing with the Qrow gang and the White Fang. Cinder with her vendetta didn’t do this, the show even emphasized that Ruby would be there hinting Cinder would get her fight and it is not logical of her setting up that fight risking the building collapsing on them and everything only to completely avoid Ruby at that battle. 

It is also shown in volume 6 that even the concept of her not killing Ruby was thrown out the window in her pairing up with Neo and even though it was said that Neo would be the one fighting and killing Ruby, the level of hate shown by Cinder puts into question if Neo will actually get that killing blow, or if Cinder will betray her and try to finish Ruby off herself. If that were the situation, there is no way Salem wouldn’t find out so the discretion is discarded and it can be assumed Cinder is just using Neo to do the dirty work and doesn’t actually care about not being allowed to kill Ruby.  

Of course the latter half is speculation, but the point I’m trying to convey is that Cinder has a vendetta, a REALLY bad one, so much so that in volume 4 we see her killing simulations of Ruby as well as her going out of her way going from an easy in and out mission to trying to see Ruby in person. With this kind of drive, there should be no way she would just ignore her during the battle. She fights Jaune and then throws a spear at Weiss both of whom she never mentions anywhere else. She walked past an unconscious Ruby and didn’t even acknowledge her like saying “I’ll be back for you” or even looking at her. 

I love Cinder, don’t get me wrong, she’s my favourite character and I know in my heart she has wonderful potential, but she’s the same character as she was in season 3. Season 4 Cinder had growth and chance to shine, but there are a disgusting amount of parallels between battle of Beacon and Haven and she made the exact same mistakes and you would think by now she would have learned, but she hasn’t. I have high hopes of her and I really want her to grow like she could have in volume 4. 

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me every month: has my period AGAIN 

me every month: 

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Cursed school presentations? Thank you!

I hate presentations 😂but who doesn’t?