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Work and sleep have consumed my life.

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hope is a skill

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Did she mean what I think she meant: Better in Black will be available to all, six months after the backers get it?

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Why’s it always “we’re not getting it until” and never “we’re finally being heard, and it’s actually happening and coming out in only two years!”

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AT LAST!

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Presenting Cardan Greenbriar, the chairman of The Tortured Poets Department

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When Kell Maresh said, "Why am I the only one in this fucking world to be held accountable for my actions?" I felt that.

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the “I give up, you win” letter, pleaseee 😭

cardan’s letters to jude in a nutshell

That’s a waste of pap— that’s a waste of grief, begging, love and I quote, “indiscreet promises”

the “I expect you to come back now that everything is settled” letter

lol the “I want you to come back but I don’t want to say it so just come be angry at me closer” letter

The second half part though- 😭. the “just come home I don’t care what you do to me but just COME BAAAACK” letter

Cardan be like: tf does this queen think she is not responding to my letters, AKA the “YOU HAVE NEVER DONE MORE OF A SIN THAN THIS JUDE DUARTE” letter

Also cardan: yeah I’m doing something wrong, how about I address this to The High Queen of Elfhame, ha this will definitely work AKA the most heartfelt, poetic and longest letter

At this point cardan just gave up and started doing what he does best: writing Jude’s name in an angry, passionate and grieving fashion. This is called the, “ I give up you win” letter.

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𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴, 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥’𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘺𝘦. 𝘈𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳. 𝘗𝘢𝘪𝘯. 𝘋𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦.

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Alright, as much as I'd love this—Cassie writing about Jude and Cardan, I know now that this is a joke XD

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I'm so glad and mad at the same time!!!

So she's giving us MORE stories and for free, at that (as I understand it) but she's also doing this for the FANS and their DEMANDS and while that's all NICE, I fear she's gonna mess up BIG and then be UNABLE to answer us like with chot and then just be NOT NICE trying to defend herself to the fans when she literally doesn't have to.

ps: I'm so glad @lifeofbrybooks reminded me that it could be an April fool's thing because yes, I had so forgotten about that!

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