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standing there like a fucking idiot is gay culture
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i hope everyone finds softness & love soon
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I’m at the “we’ll see” stage in my life. With everything and everyone. We will see.
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liking abba is not your taste in music it’s a way of life and people who don’t like abba can’t reach the ideal world and that is what plato talked about
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me: *gets jumpscared by a toaster*
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Which Krystal are you today?
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Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time
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my phone: Storage Almost Full
me: be quiet
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“I can’t do that, it gives me anxiety” vs. “it gives me anxiety because I haven’t done it” = unstoppable force vs. immovable object
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humans not hibernating is a major flaw as a species
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