#always rb

[dilfnipples]

if there is anything i will do on this account, it will be to reblog all hoodwinkedfan229 posts and that one video of the isopod with tatsuro yamashita music "the most sexual motherfucker in the ocean"

[varpusvaras]

Jason gets shot once with a gun with enough punch that it completely pierces his armor on the side, and there is a moment of panic because oh that was definitely his kidney right there, but Jason just keeps going like nothing happened and takes the guy down and then turns around like what are you guys staring at.

And he still doesn't look like he even noticed it.

"Jesus Christ Jason lay down!"

"What? Why?"

"What do you mean what, why? You just got shot!"

"What? Ah, damnit, I hate fixing up these, bullet holes in armor suck"

"Be less worried about bullet holes in your armor and more about bullet holes in you!"

"Relax, it didn't even hit me."

"What?"

And Jason proceeds to strip off his body armor and show that a lot of it is just, you know, armor and padding. His actual bodyline is a lot further in than where his armor makes it look like it is. And he is very confused over why everybody is confused about this because this is the whole fucking point of armor? You know, to shield his actual body? So he doesn't take the brunt of the hits? Oh, what is he even talking about, of course you would be confused, you spandex-wearing weirdoes.

Later they ask him what else is a lie, because apparently Jason is not actually a hulking mass of muscle, and Jason proceeds to take his boots off, and immediately shifts from being 6'2+ to just 6 feet tall.

"Why are you wearing platform combat boots?!"

"I stepped on glass and other shit too many times while wearing those pixie boots! Not anymore! Nothing can get through these soles! Oh and also I like the height."

[delicourse]

Snake Year

[clownowo]

I felt like i needed to express this thing i noticed again in another form

[druidgroves]

the baldur's gate 3 experience when you accidentally trigger an unintentional romance because you thought you were just being a really supportive friend

[selssatoru]

⊹ cw: agedup!katsuki, a lil praise, handjob, blowjob

sigh. thinking of, katsuki bakugo, who ends up asking you to help him jerk off because his quirk limits him. of course at first he's terrified to ask you, but you're the only person he trusts with this sort of stuff. he ultimately brings it up randomly in a convo, with a tent in his sweats. once you agree, he's dragging you to his room almost immediately.

"f-fuck wait—," he mutters as you pump his shaft, making intense eye contact with you. "how the fuck are you so good at this?"

his quirk activated at least once or twice during the whole thing, leaving burn marks on his bed sheets and mattress. you stroke his cock faster, gauging his facial expressions. his moans echo the empty room.

"you're doing so good katsuki," you praise, wrapping your lips around the head of his cock. you continue to stroke him and suck him at the same time.

after that, it doesn't take him that long to finish.

"fuckfuckfuck- 'm gonna cum," he whimpers out, bucking his hips up into your mouth, attempting to fuck your face.

a loud, guttural moan escapes his lips as he cums in your mouth. his hips twitch as he reaches the end of his climax.

he glances between your full mouth and his burnt bed sheets, but that seems like a problem for later.

©selssatoru �� please do not copy, plagiarize, repost, or translate my work. thank you. @cafekitsune divider creds :))

[danmeichael]

shen jiu's brother is exposing STERNOCLEIDMASTOID ALSO KNOWN AS THE SCM (PICTURED IN DRAWING) in addition to being implied to be exposing THE JUGULAR NOTCH BETWEEN HIS TWO CLAVICLES (COLLARBONES) SOMETIMES ALSO REFERRED TO AS THE CLAVICLE THOUGH IT IS OUT OF FRAME for every beast on the peak??? like some kind of harlot????

[meloartist]

"i simply do not see it. i am looking away"

[omaewamo]

İçine al beni, gözlerime bakarak fısılda kocan olduğumu.

Emzir beni, memelerinin arasına başımı gömüp bebeğin olduğumu hissederek.

Zıpla üstümde, sertliğimi ve arzumu tamamen sana adadığımı bilerek.

Boşal benimle, hayatımızın son seksini yaşıyormuşuz gibi!

[sunflowers-and-scales]

almost christmas

[hornetvoid]

let me take it all away (wip)

[nekrosmos]

They're going on a date 👍​

[crimeronan]

another thing i want the kids following me to know is: you guys have spent most of, if not Literally All Of, your adolescence in a COVID world. This Is Not Normal.

like fuck me. all the articles about it are thinkpieces about how hard it is to be a teacher right now because kids are SO all-over-the-place developmentally.... which i'm sure is true!

but most of what i've heard from other adults ABOUT you guys is just an annoyed, "these kids don't know how to behave these days, their parents just left them on the computer and never parented them, they don't know how to talk to people, so annoying"

which is like. come on, stacy. a little compassion?? can we Please get one fucking iota of compassion?? on this bitch of an earth??

you guys are dealing with all the typical traumas of adolescence (lack of autonomy, being legally property) after having dealt with ANOTHER Fucking Enormous Trauma during your developmental years (isolation), while trapped in classrooms with a million other kids all going through the same thing, and all of you are coping and adapting to this differently, AND a lot of you are ALSO dealing with the grief of having lost family/friends to sickness.

that is a fucking WILD cocktail of circumstances in which you're trying to learn & fill out college applications. and i'm assuming most school districts do NOT have enough decent guidance counselors to handle it. even putting aside potential trauma stemming from mandated reporting stuff.

the Vast Majority of the adults you interact with were NOT in school during COVID. we have no fucking clue what it's been like for you all. the solutions that worked for us in high school simply won't always be applicable anymore.

it's a bad time to be a high school student. if everything feels wrong to you right now, it's because This Is Not Normal.

[awzominator]

*Slaps Blurr’s roof* this bad boi can fit so much angst in him!! He is trying so so hard to be a rescue bot despite everything ((and everyone)) working against him !!!!

[inchidentally]

hot lap (kittens version)