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Shamefully admitting to my Nemesis that I don't even kinda remember our fateful interaction from years ago that caused them to turn evil in the first place.

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"I love this little guy I made, but I want them to suffer" am I an abusive parent??

i love OCs. like this is my emotional support dressup dolly that i beat the living shit out of

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Honestly, the church could serve to be even MORE obtuse and mysterious if it's going to continue to be stuck in the past.

St. Peter's Basilica should totally have one of those rolling pillar death trap rooms.

Any jokes you want to make about the new Pope process like this guy?

I can't think of anything funny about it myself, so I'm going around asking people who aren't that interested in Catholicism but are interested in World Events what they think and if they have any good jokes.

the real joke is the cbc's shitty shakey chimney cam

if the smoke is white we will have literally no idea

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A dancing competition TV show for villainous characters only. I'd call it "Heel Turn"

Is this anything?

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Concept: Wizards that are functionally immortal but very bad at adapting to the changing world around them, so whenever they encounter someone they don't like they bestow upon them a very outdated curse.

"Fear, welp! From this day forth, I curse any well you draw water from to run dry, and may all your harvests wither and blow away before the wind!"

"Dude, I'm not a 12th century farmer, I don't produce my own food, and for the last time this is a Walgreens, not an apothecary. I can't provide you with eldar root for your spells"

"...can you show me what enchantment you used to turn your hair to that peculiar shade of green? It reminds me of the forests of old."

"Beauty section, aisle 3."

The store clerk is still very much cursed, but it literally never takes effect because they drink bottled water and couldnt so much as keep a succulent alive anyways.

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I use my thermos for whatever hot drink I'm in the mood for, even though it's cleaned daily it holds onto scents for awhile. Today I can smell yesterday's Earl Gray tea while I'm drinking the coffee I brewed this morning, and it's MESSING WITH MY HEAD

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Internalize the concept that your friends like you (Challenge level: Impossible)

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Platypus ASMR is a subgenre we're really sleeping on as a society.

They are just like me forreal