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"what groceries u been into recently" is actually a great question, there's a bunch of good conversations inside it

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Ok, loves, so we've all got the message that joking about suicide is bad for your mental health. Now we need to get on "joking that the planet/all of humanity has no future" is bad for societal health/encouraging resistance to bad shit."

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just found 3 bolts and a snail shell on da groun

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No, but this is actually crazy in the most dystopian sense.

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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh

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finally, someone for tumblr

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my favorite Bill Seacaster moment is when they're all in Hell and Gilear asks him if he can board his ship and Bill goes "HAHAHA you fucked my wife you bastard. NO!!!!!!!!!" and shoots him killing him instantly and everyone freaks out and uses Revivify and Gilear comes back to life and Bill Seacaster goes "HAHAHA I have nothing against you all I care about is that she's happy :)" and goes on like nothing happened.

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dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better

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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants

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I think venus flytraps should be intelligent and ambulatory. I think they should get into the cupboards. I think they should purr when you pet them.

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we all know part of the reason supernatural is so busted is because it was written by over 50 people near-constantly contradicting each other. well here's a spreadsheet documenting the order of episodes by each person who had at least 5 writing credits on the show, so that if you so desire, you could experience: bedlundnatural, berensnatural, jennykleinatural, and even, if you really really wanted, bucklemingnatural.

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i love the -with mama trend but sometimes i get sad because that is clearly papa and he aint getting any credit raising those darn kids...

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As , the United States, potentially heads into another forever war I can only think of this quote.

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anticipating an exponential increase in murderbot misgendering so I drew something about it

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I've already had to overhear one shitty techbro-adjacent coworker misgender & misinterpret Murderbot as a character that hates the soft & diplomatic group its been contracted to and uses media as a way to disengage from a world that it finds disgusting and worthless. JOKES ON YOU, ASSHOLE. The protagonist you've shoehorned into your own worldview fucking LOVES those queer hippies and it rewatches its favorite soap opera as a way to help it cope with brain-breaking levels of anxiety--which you don't even believe in as a mental illness. This character is not for you, get out.