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Goofy clown

OOAK art doll

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Coming to get you

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Wait A Minute Chester

Age: 376 yrs

Pronouns: Any pronouns

Poor Wait A Minute Chester was cursed in their youth by a witch for stealing her powerful magic orbs. This cost them their sanity as the curse made it so the song The Weight by The Band is constantly playing on loop in their mind for eternity. Before the curse they were a notorious gang member and are thought to be the perpetrator of many unsolved murders in the 1870s. Maybe the curse was a blessing in disguise…

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Valentine and May Flowers

Ages: 33 and 34

Pronouns: She/Her and She/Her

Years Together: 12

Valentine and May Flowers are just about the textbook definition of true love. They first met at a supermarket when they reached for the same apple at the same time. They giggled and went separate ways until they ended up waiting at the same bus stop together later that day. They got to chatting and one thing just led to another. Now they live together in a city apartment above a bookshop with their 2 cats, Rudy and Biscuit, and their canary, Melancholy. Valentine is a talented balloon artist who does freelance bounty hunting in the summers. May flowers is a kindergarten teacher with a green thumb. They’ve been together through life’s ups and downs and always stay strong even through the toughest of times.

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BROTHERS!!!!!!!

Wait A Minute Chester

Age: 376 yrs

Pronouns: Any pronouns

Poor Wait A Minute Chester was cursed in their youth by a witch for stealing her powerful magic orbs. This cost them their sanity as the curse made it so the song The Weight by The Band is constantly playing on loop in their mind for eternity. Before the curse they were a notorious gang member and are thought to be the perpetrator of many unsolved murders in the 1870s. Maybe the curse was a blessing in disguise…

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Wait A Minute Chester

Age: 376 yrs

Pronouns: Any pronouns

Poor Wait A Minute Chester was cursed in their youth by a witch for stealing her powerful magic orbs. This cost them their sanity as the curse made it so the song The Weight by The Band is constantly playing on loop in their mind for eternity. Before the curse they were a notorious gang member and are thought to be the perpetrator of many unsolved murders in the 1870s. Maybe the curse was a blessing in disguise…

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Glazed Cherry

Age: doesn’t remember

Pronouns: They/Them

Glazed Cherry lazes about life like a leaf bumbling through a light breeze. Easy going and laid back, their favorite pass times are things like petting small animals or star gazing. Most often you can find them working overnights at the 7/11, high as hell and listening to punk or numetal. Any chance they get they will show you photos of their beloved bong collection including detailed descriptions of where they bought them, why, and how they feel when smoking from them. A conversation with them is always a memorable one.

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Beedlebee

Age: 34

Pronouns: He/They

Beedlebee would describe himself as quite a friendly fellow with a passion for the art of theatre and fine eye for fashion. Most anyone else however would say they are quite the uppity little cat with a “unique” sense of style and a passion for being the center of attention. Whatever you believe about him though, nobody can deny that he is a true talent. With a booming virtuoso voice, they find musical theater to be their one true calling in life. Catch him Friday nights in city clubs performing drag queen lip sync routines to Broadways original cast recording of Cats.

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Vodka Roadkill

Age: 8000 years

Pronouns: She/Her

Vodka Roadkill is a badass through and through. At the ripe old age of 8000 she is thriving as the leader of a notorious girls-only motorcycle gang. With her ladies riding behind her, and her girlfriend in her sidecar, she takes on the world one circus at a time. Always looking for trouble, she's a lover of anarchy, feminism, queer rights, and a good rock and roll song to fuck to. Watch out.

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dresses up like a mean clown and bullies you dresses up like a mean clown and bullies you dresses up like a mea-

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i've finally finished my first ever clown doll!! they are a kitty cat clown :•3

i took a lot of inspiration from @colorpulp their clowns are so cool and i wanted to make my own :)

open to name suggestions if anybody has some!

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Fibonacci Moochachi

Age: 19 (in human years)

Pronouns: He/Him

Fibonacci Moochachi is a rascally little fellow, always looking for an adventure. He makes a living partaking in the popular but highly illegal sport of unicorn racing. His best unicorn (and best friend), Lemon Butterfly, has won him every race they've ever ran together. Fibonacci dreams of moving out to a unicorn ranch where he and his unicorn friends can live in peace outside of societal judgement (as any unicorn/clown interspersonal relationships are quite looked down upon and even illegal in most places).