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if parks and rec was still being made they’d do a bit where ron swanson has to wear a pronouns name tag and it’d just be “???/???” And it’d cut to a talking head of him going

“I’ve been a fool all this time. It’s bad enough the government knows my name, but now they want to know my gender? So I’m not letting them know my preferred pronouns. As far as I’m concerned, no one in this building should refer to me at all.”

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Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn't committing to the bit

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deer witch with the trans color palette (and a little bi tattoo too !!)

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Questions about Arix

Basics

Full name?

Arix Shiv

Nicknames?

Gremlin, the kobold, the champion of the Traveler

Race?

Kobold

Age?

13

Height?

2.5 ft

Build?

Thin, but athletic

Skin color?

Red and black scales, with dark orange scars

Eyes?

Red

More stuff

What is his obsession?

Arix is a near kleptomaniac. Anything valuable he can get his hands on is his, and the only reason someone else has it is that he gave it to them or simply didn't know they had it. He also has an obsessive compulsion to count, clean, and ready all of his equipment every night even if he hasn't used it.

Does he have any disabilities?

Yes, Arix walks with a cane everywhere he goes after being cut in half by Electra and healed by Enilisor.

What's Arix's philosophy about life?

Do what has to be done. Arix might not be a hero, but if it comes down to it he'll do whatever it takes for the greater good.

What haunts him?

Arix thinks about the people being burned at the stake in Athkatla every night. He has nightmares about drowning under the sea fighting against the Leviathan. He remembers the horrible pain of the burning magical chains wrapping around his arm when he was late to deliver Orestes. All that haunts him, but his biggest regret is that he wasn't there to save Orestes when it counted. He's taken up Orestes' mission because there's nothing he can do to lay that guilt to rest otherwise.

What will he stand up for?

Even if he knows they're in the wrong, Arix would fight and kill for any one of his friends. Even for the party members he doesn't like, he considers them friends and no one gets to touch his friends.

What are Arix's weapons of choice?

Arix primarily uses the Traveler's sword, Witty Reposte, in one hand and a knife in the other. If he needs to fight long range he uses throwing knives. He also loves to use offensive and illusion magic to manipulate the battlefield to his advantage.

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"Eat Cops"

Garfield graffiti seen in Indianapolis, Indiana

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This goes so hard

"Eat Cops"

Garfield graffiti seen in Indianapolis, Indiana

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Remembering that time the world champion brawlhalla player at the time blocked me for sending him this

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When you retire a dnd character just to miss playing them