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when phoebe bridgers said “you asked to walk me home but i had to carry you” and when katie gregson-macleod said “i carry him home while my friends have a good night” and when clario said “know we could use a break because i can’t feel my feet, carried you all the way upstairs so you can sleep” and and and

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Having PMDD is like being a werewolf. I go insane for a while every month but its ok

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Naruto: *standing on a balcony and sneezes*

Kakashi: *standing on the roof* Bless you.

Naruto: God?!

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aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe by benjamin alire sáenz

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Sometimes I'm like "Oh my god why am I scared of the dentist why am I so anxious it's so embarrassing." And then I remember that numbing shots don't work on me and that every time I've ever had a cavity (which is so, so many times) I completely raw dog that shit and push through literal drilling in my nerves and when you're 5 that is the most pain you've ever felt in your life but you have crippling anxiety and big kids don't cry so you don't say anything and-

Anyways I think my dental anxiety is justified

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I have not gone to the dentist in 6 years and I'm now paying for it. For some reason so many of my teeth decided to rot at the same time and now they're all hurting. I'm being forced to abandon my dentist anxiety because there's just so much pain. I'm literally terrified and not sure how to handle it all

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"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

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I hate first impressions because the first impression I always give people is “the girl who doesn’t talk”

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I don’t like being referred to as a boy

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Chat. One of my teeth is hurting. I fear I might actually have to make a dentist appointment after 6 years

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manhandling is so fun like sure u can put me over there i don’t mind

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Pomfrey: I am sorry that you had to witness such a vicious fight. Remus, stuck on bed rest after a bad full moon: Oh? Was that a fight? Pomfrey: Are you kidding? Minerva said "you'll have to excuse me" instead of "please, excuse me." May as well spit in my face.

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Only person stressing me out right now is me cause I want so much more in life

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adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

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the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt