clumsypuppy
clumsypuppy
PEACE AND LOVE ON PLANET EARTH
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puppy 💫 he/she/theycertified puppydog and novelty sock collector. u can find my scribbles under #myart. dont forget to like subscribe and hit that bell ^_^
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clumsypuppy · 9 minutes ago
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imagine a goat with a hat
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what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat
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clumsypuppy · 2 hours ago
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lets go together!
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clumsypuppy · 5 hours ago
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someone left me a comment asking abt my pokeask days so....... i drew my old muses ^_^
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clumsypuppy · 7 hours ago
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2000's Usagi no Mimi-chan holographic stickers
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clumsypuppy · 7 hours ago
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in fanfiction we must sometimes ask ourselves not if he would do that but under what conditions would he would do that
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clumsypuppy · 7 hours ago
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waitt was clumsypuppy the username you had after pupppppppy and I’m just not recognizing it or is this a new new username
Yeah it’s a new new username again. I made an impulsive decision
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clumsypuppy · 11 hours ago
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one thing I really like about my relationship with my boyfriend is that we can express negative feelings about each other's actions without assigning blame or requiring apology. I mean like for morally neutral things like "it drives me crazy when you leave a wet towel on the floor instead of hanging it up"
cause now like instead of "oh I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to drive you crazy, I'm terrible and unsocialized" or "um well that's dumb, who cares" it's like
"it does? I didn't know that. how come?"
"because it will mildew and I keep tripping over it and I don't know whether you intend to reuse that towel or whether it needs to go in the wash"
"okay so usually if I intend to reuse it I hang it up, and if it needs to go in the wash I drop it on the floor. I guess because I thought I shouldn't put it in the hamper because it would get all the other dirty clothes wet and then THEY might mildew before we do the laundry."
"that's valid. what if we have a specific place to hang wet towels that need to be washed? how about this one hook here"
"perfect!"
no hurt feelings, nobody being made to feel shitty and sloppy on one hand or uptight and bitchy in the other hand. just, we're partners right? let's workshop this
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clumsypuppy · 1 day ago
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always abide by the golden rule of fandom. talk shit in private and ignore things you dont like in public.
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clumsypuppy · 1 day ago
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Franziska is a bit awkward at comforting someone crying, but Maya is an old pro
You can also see some Franmaya art for this month early over on my Patreon
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clumsypuppy · 1 day ago
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too cool to jerk off to pictures of women with impossible hip to waist ratios yet not cool enough to jerk off to the concept of being killed, the rōnin pervert wanders this land in search of a slightly-higher-concept yet not totally abstract form of fetish posting
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clumsypuppy · 1 day ago
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I FORGOR HER
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someone left me a comment asking abt my pokeask days so....... i drew my old muses ^_^
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clumsypuppy · 1 day ago
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someone left me a comment asking abt my pokeask days so....... i drew my old muses ^_^
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clumsypuppy · 2 days ago
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i love reading what ppl have to say abt my work and then going back and trying to find what they saw too <3
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clumsypuppy · 2 days ago
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im going to make an impulsive decision hopefully i dont walk back on it later
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clumsypuppy · 2 days ago
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Tag your favourite flower, fruit, colour, scent, season and tea!
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clumsypuppy · 2 days ago
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ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image
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clumsypuppy · 2 days ago
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wait for me
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