cntrl15

[cntrl15]

girl you would flourish under my dark tutelage

[cntrl15]

screw mommy dommy GLaDOS, she would've collapsed and given in instantly if Chell tried to top her.

[cntrl15]

Angel the Series | 4x17 "Inside Out"

[cntrl15]

The thing with anarchy is that if you’ve ever been within ten feet of public service you understand immediately the problem that government is trying to solve.

The reason I’m not an anarchist is that in the centuries before the Americans with disabilities act people could have all installed safe wheelchair ramps in all of their buildings and they didn’t.

If you’re trying to make a system that relies on people being nice I’m not gonna go with it.

[cntrl15]

i could find gay subtext in absolutely anything i could find gay subtext in the straightest thing ever created. im like those medieval scholars who insisted on finding christian interpretations of pagan ideas n text but. for gay ppl

[cntrl15]

x

[cntrl15]

Russel Westbrook I Fear

Skeleton hoopster whose dunks are so sick they shatter the backboard *and* themself

[cntrl15]

getting both wet AND hard because i don't let my physical form limit my self expression

[cntrl15]

Freshly molted cicadas are unreal

[cntrl15]

hey friends where is that picture of boromir with the gondor flag except its a pride flag?

[cntrl15]

She texted back!!!!!!

[cntrl15]

Save the galaxy. Kiss girls. ♥️🧡🤍🩷❤️

[cntrl15]

Happy pride sleepy dykes

[cntrl15]

Pride in Gotham City probably goes insanely hard. Scarecrow leads the parade in a leather suit. All the bis wear clown makeup, all the straights hide in their basements. Don’t touch the grass it will turn you gay.

[cntrl15]

[cntrl15]

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

[cntrl15]

Trying to do this except everything I write comes out kinky and horrifying.

my dream as a fanfic writer is for one day, one of my fics to be someones comfort fic. like the fic that they reread when they don't feel good and want to be happy. i want my words to comfort someone one day