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get in loser we’re going hexing

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042 - board meeting

edit I KNOW THE BATTER TALKS MOB TALKS TOO . THEYRE NOT ALL SILENT PROTAGS

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Im cute and im sexy and thats why im allowed to build my wizard tower within city limits. Zoning laws dont apply to me because the whole city council is so charmed by my voluminous robes and funny hat.

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🥧​ picnicgoer Follow

where did my basket go

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🐜​ ant1 Follow

tee hee

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🐜​ then4ughty4nt Follow

giggle

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hmmm yummy treats

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🐜​ queenofants Follow

I love baskets

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Weighted blanket is not enough I need someone to do this to me

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cranky because hes pregnant

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mpregs you

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mpreg

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hell whack me!!! did you hear that folks???

oh no hell ham me with his hammer, woe is me

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oh no hell ham me with his hammer, woe is me

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if you call my hammer a whacker again i will kill you btw if you even care.

what are you gonna do? are you gonna bonk my head silly with your bonker?

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careful bro you’re making this sparring scene kinda homoerotic

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i need an entire blanket just for balls by the way

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Cabinet man movie trailer: people say that this arcade is HAUNTED!! But tonight, we're gonna see for ourselves. Ermm...I don't know about thjs, man. It's kinds s-s-scary!!! 😰 and spooky!!! Don't worry, dude. This arcade is perfectly sa-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! *gets dragged away be the cabnet man* oh no, it looks like we're dealing with a cabinet.....MAN! 😱 we have to go save our freind!! *can't stop the feeling starts playing* ON AUGUST 23RD *kid painting on arcade cabinet* GET READY FOR *kid hitting cabinet with crowbar& THE SCARIEST GAME *kid pushing the cainet man over* YOU'VE. EVER. PLAYED. *cabinets man grabs kid and kill them* starring dwayne the rock johnson, jack black, and special guest star neil cicierega as..... uhm,, who are you?? 🤨 *nei cic steps out of the mist* I'm the person who's gonna help you out. Cause I'm the right one 😏*wink* ...TOUCH TONE TELEPHONE NARRATOR. Yep, that's me! COME PLAY THIS EPIC GAME IF. YOU. DARE. !! CABINET MAN: THE MOVIE ONLY IN THEATERS AUGUST 23RD *screen cuts to cabinrt man* it ain't NO game!" Trailer ends.

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youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??