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ANNOUNCEMENT FOR MY YT COFFEE RACCOON

To all my fans from youtube.. It's been fun, but my account may be deleted soon because Google is being a bitch... I'll miss you... I will update you if my grandma agrees to turn on parental supervision to let my account be saved... But if not then after 31 days, look for my new channel @TheOfficalCoffcoon my display being Tiana Raccoon and the description of the channel being 'Welcome back or to my channel, my old one @coffeetheraccoon-official has been deleted by Google. If you would like to chat meet me in my Gmail 'PolyPansRaccoon' and I hope to see you in the next video to start my new channel...'

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The Town of Ghosts and Bones

In a world where it's forever night is a small town illuminated by moonlight. The buildings, now dusty, abandoned, and full of bones are where ghosts trapped in this world make their homes. In the nearby forest are carcasses that still walk. These are the reanimated remains of rabbits, birds, bears, and deer. Blood, guts, and corpses litter the ground... These are the remains of the travelers who were lost but never found.. If you go to this world stay on the left side of the train's tracks. Wander away from this safe space and you may never go back.. To the world of your own.. Where sunlight and blue skies are above your home...

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The Stone Garden Where The Corpses Rot (For my dead grandfather)

The stone garden where people go to mourn is the same garden where you could get haunted if you bring a ouija board. The rocks, benches, statues, and tombs have gifts set out for loved ones who left too soon. The moon and stars illuminate the sky as I sit and grieve near the stone with my buried grandfather's rotting corpse lies as I don't want to say goodbye. You died too early so each night I cry. I'm so sorry you had to die..

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If I were do go into the waters this thing lives in it would be my dhelmise cause I would drown.

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My very simple mind

I'm very easy to entertain or distract for I have a very simple mind. I can notice things that sparkle, shin, or glow from the corner of my eye. Give me a yoyo and i'll play with it non-stop. Kinda like when i'm given a spin top. If I have inspiration, then art is what I do. Maybe I could make something just for you! So if you want to shut me up, doing so won't take much of your time. It will be pretty easy for I have a very simple mind.

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How Have I Not Died? (Based on true events)

Roses are red, violets are fine. Sometimes I wonder how i'm still alive. I've eaten crayons. i've drinken glue. I've consumed paint water with an odd hue. I ate a tidepod when I was a little kid. I have even eaten dandelions. I've eaten a box, and swallowed some rocks. I have even eaten milk bones, fish food, and cat food. I ate the corner of a table and a couple of bugs. Vrickets, flies, beetles, ants, the list goes on. Don't be a dumbass like me and risk your lives. I'm starting to wonder... HOW THE FUCK HAVE I NOT DIED?!!

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The Blossom of Heartbreak (Poem by me)

On the miserable day I confessed my love to a girl in my class as pretty as a dove my heart shattered into pieces when she said she wasn't into girls and called me a creep. My heartbreak blossomed like a rose. Tears fell from my eyes, watering the pain to help it grow. Soon I met a girl as sweet as a robin. She helped me pick up the pieces of my heart that the cruel, heartless dove had torn apart. We adopted a kid, now are family is growing. My love for this robin continues to flow.

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Where The Creepypasta Roam (Poem by me)

Roses are red, your life has ended. Be afraid for I am the Slenderman. Beware the woods where my proxies roam. Deep in this forest we call our home. My oldest brother Splendorman is a prick, always preventing me from murdering kids. If you meet Sexual Offenderman, run, don't take his rose. My cousin, Trenderman will judge you for your clothes. Remember this poem, it might help you survive.. If you decide to go deep in the woods where we creepypasta reside. Be warned, once you enter my woods, you may never go back to the place you call home, for this is where your life comes to an end. So now that you have heard my words, be cautious when you enter the woods where the creepypasta roam..

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Anyone who reblogs this post will have their user written on a poster saying "We Stand With Palestine" that I hope to put up somewhere in the village I live in, or the town that the village is next to.

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My lil fur baby {Her name is Lady}

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Your daily dose of cat memes

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Got compelled to make this

Lemme know if there’s other funny ones I should use

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100% agreed

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