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you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out

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Folk Lore, Book 1

Content warning: self harm, homophobia

listening length: 11 hours, 41 minutes

Priest gets caught with gay porn, and is sent away to a village in the mountains as punishment.

For this one I stayed mostly invested all throughout. Unsurprisingly this book turned out to have some elements of horror, which I enjoyed. The ending wasn’t really the best in my opinion, but it’s not so bad that I wouldn’t listen to the audiobook again.

overall I’d give it :

3.5 sips out in 5

for narration and story

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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

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The Housecat Philosophy - Ep 89

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Book 1 of ‘Villainous things’

Listening length: 11 hours, 12 minutes

A superhero m/m novel where the villain is a Dom and the hero is a Sub. There’s a hidden identity trope going on , and a few really, reeeeally horny scenes.

All in all I really liked it, It was like listening to a really gay comic book. The story itself was already funny but the narration had me taking breaks to walk out of my room and collect myself.

If I had to rate it I’d give it a good

4.5 sips out of 5