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a lapse in control

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really hope deoxys comes to earth soon and destroys everything

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A CANADIAN VAMPIRE IN POLAND: It’s the 1980s, and Joseph “Jo” Leloup, an Acadian-Canadian Trotskyist from New Brunswick born to a Jewish mother and a Mi’kmaq father, moves to the Polish People’s Republic after turning 18 to get away from his problems in his grandparents’ now-communist homeland. There, he is attacked and turned by Wolfgang, a German vampire who runs a coven controversial among European vampires for his low ages of turning. Joseph reluctantly joins the coven, clashing with Helmuth, a 83-year-old vampire who served in World War I and was turned into a vampire by Wolfgang at 22 as a form of revenge against a vampire hunter, Agnès, who had groomed him since he was a teenager. Joseph stays largely due to his feelings towards Mietek, Helmuth’s 16-year-old human “girlfriend” from Trójmiasto who dreams of leaving Poland and his overbearing Citizen’s Militia member father for California to get a sex change and live as a man. 

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Suicide note that just says *le kills myself*

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In a thousand-year-long situationship with my hometown

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death at the movies

Relationships: Danse/Deacon, Danse/Nate (Sole Survivor), Danse & Glory, G5-19/Glory, Curie/Nate (Sole Survivor), Magnolia/Deacon, Danse/Other(s)

Tags: Post-Blind Betrayal, Brotherhood of Steel, The Railroad, Sole Survivor Is Named Nate, Human/Synth Relationships, Memory Alteration, Memory Issues, Synth Chaser Deacon, Dramatic Irony, Identity Issues, Consent Issues, Non-Explicit Sex, Sexual Coercion, Deception, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Suicidal Thoughts, Unreliable Narrator, Abuse of Authority, Post-Apocalyptic Politics, Past Sexual Abuse

After learning Danse has never seen a movie before, Nate fixes up the Starlight Drive-In. When they watch an old world action film that features an actor who looks exactly like Danse, he ends up finding out more about his creation at the Institute than he ever could have expected. Out of the Brotherhood and unsure of his place in life, he becomes increasingly attached to Deacon — a committed member of the Railroad, a talented sniper, a synth (and, unbeknownst to Danse, a complete liar).

read chapter 1/2 here on ao3

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dn-407p

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Happy Passover from Rudy Giuliani

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ill be real i thought you were funkyfrogbait slash NEGATIVE every white theyfab with a microdose of jewfro curly mullet and those big ass glasses looks the same 2 me

Lol i got this on reddit before too but they were nicer. tumblr hate mail is so funny because they just start using buzzwords at you. And they say transmasc jews 5 years on t can’t stabilize the reactor core

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ONE YEAR AGO TODAY. Head fallout 4 “writer” Emil Pagilarulo made a tweet so iconic, so ridiculed, so important to our group chat that we knew we had to celebrate. so my boyfriend and i got a cake printed. happy birthday the event he has dubbed. NATEGATE

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if tumblr shuts down we should all develop car crash fetishes and form an underground community that reenacts famous car crashes for sexual pleasure

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David Lynch's Weather Report 3/6/21, 4/10/21, 2/20/22... among others! It was a very recurring sentiment. He wanted everyone to have good luck and fun with our projects.

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tagging every post #politics to demonstrate my understanding of the driving force of society as a whole

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using the bus tracker app is like. oh it's going to be here in three minutes. now it's five minutes. oh the bus has killed itself

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i plan on becoming a child prodigy at 44

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awful people in a happy marriage