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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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My take on the moment when Aang & Appa reunite after the lost days

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hey sorry we put your boyfriend under a readmore

[GIF ID: Rick Astley singing Never Gonna Give You Up /end]

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a collection

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maybe monsterfucker erotica doesn't need a plot but it certainly gives the whole thing a bit more substance

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Not to post about the gay cannibal ship and relate it to a good song, but good lord Paris is Burning by St Vincent is so Hannigram

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little art dump 🫀 some wips, an antoine doodle and a louis warmup !

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i think we spend sm time joking about how Lestat describes himself and his outfits super vainly that we forget that he also dedicates an unusual amount of time to picking apart his highly specific vaguely weird insecurities. Like ok lestat we get it ur mouth is a little too big for ur face and ur nose is too small for ur mouth and ur feet r off-puttingly small and petite for a 6 ft man and ur skin looks like porcelain in a creepy way and ur forever hard statue like dick makes u look inhuman don't worry we still love u

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you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

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You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

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"You know, goodbye is not forever..."

"Then goodbye, Aldithas... I love you..."

Just a girl losing her butler... because a CERTAIN SOMEONE WHO I SHALL NOT NAME killed him off and made her say goodbye to his spirit in the most heartbreaking way. I cried for a few hours after that D&D session...

It was so worth it though

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💎 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺! Mirrored Ball of Brag’inir
Wondrous item, legendary ___

This mirrored ball is 3 inches in diameter and weighs 1 pound. Its reflective shards seem held together by a disembodied force of will. You can use an action to speak the command word and throw the sphere at a Huge or smaller creature you can see within 60 feet of you. As the sphere moves through the air, its mirrored shards drift apart to open the ball.

Make a ranged attack roll with an attack bonus equal to your Dexterity modifier plus your proficiency bonus. On a hit, the ball’s shards briefly encircle the target, which is then affected by the “maze” spell (no concentration required) and shunted to a special demiplane within the ball. Missing with the attack causes the shards to contract and become a sphere once more.

This version of the “maze” spell creates a labyrinth of mirrored walls. When the spell ends, the target reappears in the ball’s space or, if there isn’t room for it, in the nearest unoccupied space. The ball then vanishes, but reappears in a random location on a different plane of existence. When the target reappears, it takes 10d10 psychic damage from the ordeal, or half as much damage if the target escaped the labyrinth and ended the spell early. If the target escapes the labyrinth, it suffers a random short-term madness effect, which lasts for 1 minute. If the target spends the full duration in the labyrinth, it instead suffers a random long-term madness effect that lasts for 7 days. ___

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💎 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺! Hobbysteed
Wondrous item, uncommon or rare ___

While holding this stuffed hobby horse, which weighs 2 pounds, you can mount or dismount it as if it were a normal steed. While mounted, you can use an action to speak its command word: a ghostly steed then appears beneath you, which is translucent and obviously magical. The steed uses the statistics for a riding horse, although its weight is always 2 pounds. You can ride it for up to 1 hour, all at once or in several shorter intervals, each one using a minimum of 1 minute from the duration. The “hobbysteed” regains 30 minutes of riding capability for every 4 hours it isn’t in use. The effect ends early if you or the steed take any damage or if you’re no longer holding or riding the hobby horse.

The toy horse head of every “hobbysteed” is unique in its appearance, and typically creates a horse that resembles it. A rare “hobbysteed” creates a pegasus and uses its statistics, instead of a riding horse, when you speak its command word. ___

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hot artists don't gatekeep

I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard

Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.

Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.

Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.

Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.

SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.

SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.

Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.

Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.

Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.

Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.

Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here's a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.

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Given how wizards are themed around higher education, with their universities and ivory towers, I wanna see more fiction that goes into their published papers.

Like, there should be massive drama in the Wizarding world about how Fantasy Wikipedia says "There's no consensus about the origins of skydoves" when in fact, there very much is, everyone knows they were created in the first or second dragon wars, and that's uncontroversial. One single wizard at the University of Towers who thinks they're an offshoot of mermaids DOES NOT MEAN IT'S AN OPEN ISSUE.

Papers that are rebuttals to other magical discoveries. Like, look, that spell just won't work, and you can't call it a "theoretical exercise" just to cover up the fact that you've not been able to cast it. You can't combine Ichthyomancy with completely unrelated elemental summonings, that's just not how magic works, in all due respect.

Thesis defense would be significantly scarier when all your reviewers can cast Everburning Fireball on your ass.

Learning Theoretical Evocation from a hungover lizardman TA at 8am, because the professor for this course has been off on the Elemental Plane of Circles for half the semester trying to finish her paper on how Centaurs predate horses rather than the other way around.

Speaking of which, the life of a wizard graduate student... You keep getting called to go on "quests" which are just overgrown research expeditions to help out some professor's project. You spent nearly a month in that damp castle capturing all the spinfrogs you could find, all to help your professor's project on the possibilities of concentrated soul essences. To this day, you still get dizzy whenever you see battlements, let alone a donjon.

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i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths

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Btw since this just got flurry of reblogs, I made a separate hellsing blog called @hellsing-shitposts-r-us so if you wish for more hellsing shitposts feel free to check that out!

My first contribution to this fandom. I acknowledge this should be the other way around, but unfortunately I think Integra couldn't give less of a shit who Alucard is sleeping with as long as he isn't engaging in any murderous rampages.