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Last Union Update:

We couldn't come to an agreement. Oh well! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Don't worry though, way too many people care about the project for it to go anywhere! A few of us intend to go private with our characters, but for the most part its still on [tumblr]. It depends on if the blog runners are comfortable writing publicly or not. There may be a blog made to keep you guys up to date on those who decided to take their stories off [tumblr], but if not, it'll likely be on this blog!

Which gets me to my next point, it is highly likely I'll have Prof go private as well to some degree, but this does not mean I'll stop posting! This blog has acted as a pseudo-hub for information, lore, official art, fanart, and announcements in the epprbcu, and will continue to try and serve this function along side the collective mod blog(@epprbcu). Prof may also return to [tumblr] for specific interactions. There are also the drones and BEACON for specific conditions, but that isn't really important.

"What about your other characters?" Doc', Phys, and the Dittos will remain on [tumblr] for the most part. My currently inactive blogs will remain inactive, as I don't really have any plans for them currently.

As for the discord itself, there is a new server with a different way of managing things. It is also going to be closed from the public, so new members will more than likely be refused entry. Sorry! For those who have been around for a while, but never joined the original(you dodged a bullet. Several, in fact.), feel free to message me for either an invite to the new one, or to just get updates on any important developments going on in the server.

That is all for now! -Mango, mod of character-profiles

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In regards to EPPRBCU

I think we can all agree this is overdue. Several members of the EPPRB community have come together and formed an agreement, a union of sorts, to force some overdue changes regarding the problems of both the discord server, and how we’ve been treating the community aspect of this project as a whole.

As of now, the demands should have been publicized and we invite any members of the EPPRBCU community, whether or not they are in the discord server, currently in the EPPRBCU, or planning to join the EPPRBCU, to hold off on contributing to the EPPRBCU project until we have confirmation our demands are being met.  I, of course, will be partaking in the union’s actions and will be waiting to relay information about the situation in the discord server to those of you who are interested in the ongoings of the community as a whole. As much as I have loved writing for this silly project and its community I can’t see the project continuing the way it is now without major active changes in regards to how we’ve been treating each other.  To reference Anton’s argument, there have been cases of people committing acts that would get others banned, but somehow still being present. There is also the point of how some of us, Anton included, are reckless and biased, saying harmful things that are unnecessary and unwarranted. Anton, as much as she brings up valid points, actively contributed to the problem and has proven to be unwilling to improve his own behavior, thus the refusal to let him back in. In regards to Anton’s situation; He left of her own accord, we just chose not to open the door again.  This should, hopefully, be the last time I say anything regarding that specific situation. As for Entropy, Mod of DeathScreenMessages, the amount of say the community has allowed them in regards to the issues and various incidents going on in the community has proven to be ill-placed and must be adjusted accordingly. Individual members must recognize that while we are a community, parasocial behavior and complete reliance on others is an issue we have not been taking as many measures to prevent as we should have.  We were warned about these issues by Mewo almost a year ago, who remains ever justified in their stance regarding the server and has been proven correct in his assumption time and time again. This will be harsh, especially coming from me, someone who still wholeheartedly believes the project itself is not only capable of being continued but also worthy of it. If the project dies because of this, then it was never meant to exist as it did.

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You must be reeeeal fun at parties, huh? /sarc

I can't hear you over the sound of Prof and I having fruit skewers together.

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[Prof's words seem to work to reassure Colli, as her frown turns into a slight grin.]

Yes, I won't be entirely missing out on peacetime. Hopefully,

Oh- Speaking of, this festival is incredible! I found so many trinkets already!

[Colli excitedly pulls out a golden hook bookmark in the shape of a feather, with a deep pink-ish ruby hanging from the hook on a gold thread.]

Most items I bought are going straight into a display case, I hope, but this one would be so pretty for the registry... I just had to buy it for myself.

Oh, and you simply must try the fruit skewers! They grow fruits I hadn't seen anywhere in Exclamania here, it's making me wish I lived closer. Here, the stand is that way.

[On these words, Colli begins leading Prof between the stands, lights and banners of the festival, enjoying their time off to catch up.]

*If you look up, you'd notice a speck of orange and purple in the sky..*

*Something seems to have happened, as the orange speck splits off from the purple speck and is now.. screaming*

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH-

*..And it is hurtling directly towards you*

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OH FUCK THAT WAS LITERAL-

[With no time to waste panicking, Colli spreads her wings and takes off like a rocket, kicking up dust as she soars into the sky. She overshoots on purpose, appearing like a shadow rising over Prof.

Before he has the time to recognize it, it dives straight towards him and catches him in his fall. Soon, it spreads its wings again, and the freefall slows into a safe landing.

The curator's wings fold behind his back again as he reassures a most definitely scared Prof.]

I got you- I got you. You're alright.

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Yes, I've been told about the two near-apocalypses. Not- Not the melting situation though, oh dear. It's crazy that none of this woke me up, but... I do appreciate the Collectibles Hall being left alone, if nothing else.

[Colli looks aside with a frown and shakes their head.]

I... wish I could have been here to help. Hopefully, I'll get to do more than be passively involved before vanishing for devs know how long...

*If you look up, you'd notice a speck of orange and purple in the sky..*

*Something seems to have happened, as the orange speck splits off from the purple speck and is now.. screaming*

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH-

*..And it is hurtling directly towards you*

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OH FUCK THAT WAS LITERAL-

[With no time to waste panicking, Colli spreads her wings and takes off like a rocket, kicking up dust as she soars into the sky. She overshoots on purpose, appearing like a shadow rising over Prof.

Before he has the time to recognize it, it dives straight towards him and catches him in his fall. Soon, it spreads its wings again, and the freefall slows into a safe landing.

The curator's wings fold behind his back again as he reassures a most definitely scared Prof.]

I got you- I got you. You're alright.

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Some people really get too comfortable not having a health bar... You'd think these issues would have been ironed out by now, at least. Surely, people must have gotten injured before because of this, if not died outright... [Colli sighs in disapproval.] Well, at least, I noticed you in time.

How have you been, though, unwanted flight aside? I've been gone for 9 months, and I've been told I missed quite a lot, so it's good to see a familiar face for a change.

*If you look up, you'd notice a speck of orange and purple in the sky..*

*Something seems to have happened, as the orange speck splits off from the purple speck and is now.. screaming*

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH-

*..And it is hurtling directly towards you*

- @character-profiles

OH FUCK THAT WAS LITERAL-

[With no time to waste panicking, Colli spreads her wings and takes off like a rocket, kicking up dust as she soars into the sky. She overshoots on purpose, appearing like a shadow rising over Prof.

Before he has the time to recognize it, it dives straight towards him and catches him in his fall. Soon, it spreads its wings again, and the freefall slows into a safe landing.

The curator's wings fold behind his back again as he reassures a most definitely scared Prof.]

I got you- I got you. You're alright.

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I was, uhm, sleeping. I didn't expect to be gone for that long either, I'll admit.

But, nevermind that- How in the world did you end up in this situation? Did you step on a poorly modeled pebble? It happened to me once, horrible thing.

*If you look up, you'd notice a speck of orange and purple in the sky..*

*Something seems to have happened, as the orange speck splits off from the purple speck and is now.. screaming*

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH-

*..And it is hurtling directly towards you*

- @character-profiles

OH FUCK THAT WAS LITERAL-

[With no time to waste panicking, Colli spreads her wings and takes off like a rocket, kicking up dust as she soars into the sky. She overshoots on purpose, appearing like a shadow rising over Prof.

Before he has the time to recognize it, it dives straight towards him and catches him in his fall. Soon, it spreads its wings again, and the freefall slows into a safe landing.

The curator's wings fold behind his back again as he reassures a most definitely scared Prof.]

I got you- I got you. You're alright.

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*If you look up, you'd notice a speck of orange and purple in the sky..*

*Something seems to have happened, as the orange speck splits off from the purple speck and is now.. screaming*

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH-

*..And it is hurtling directly towards you*

- @character-profiles

OH FUCK THAT WAS LITERAL-

[With no time to waste panicking, Colli spreads her wings and takes off like a rocket, kicking up dust as she soars into the sky. She overshoots on purpose, appearing like a shadow rising over Prof.

Before he has the time to recognize it, it dives straight towards him and catches him in his fall. Soon, it spreads its wings again, and the freefall slows into a safe landing.

The curator's wings fold behind his back again as he reassures a most definitely scared Prof.]

I got you- I got you. You're alright.

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Hey, so. about you catching a break?

You may need to catch a Prof.

-Pan(not pancomp, btw)

that's a little ominous what do you mean by that. is prof okay.

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Oh this festival is great!! I've found so many items to bring back! It'll have been a bit of a business expense, I'll say that much, but making sure this event gets remembered for ages to come is more important than staying on budget, I believe.

I wonder if the organizers would let me bring back some decorations to put on display once it's over...

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Gumeeeeeeeeeeeee

🚫🔧🍵🟥🔜👀♟️♾️🟦🦎♥️😭🟥⭐🚫🪲😢😔💀💀😎🦆🦀🫂😁

Uhm. You dropped your things, friend.

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HUG ATTACK!!!!! >:3

(unless you dislike physical contact)

aA-

[In spite of it squeaking in surprise, the "attack" hardly does anything to Colli, big as it is. It doesn't move away, just kind of stands there awkwardly patting your back as you hug it.

It's warm, and its sweater vest is very soft.]

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Nuh uh, that's cauliflower

Sigh. Whatever. Guess you just don't understand how punderful wordplay can be.

you people pester me at work and now on my day off at this festival. i am never catching a fucking break.

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Well some people do, especially if they haven't heard the puns before. I bet you've never seen a colliflower before!

Anon, there's cooking in this game, of course I've already seen a colliflower. Please.

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What, you don't like puns?

You know, I wonder, does anyone actually like puns based on their names? I've always found them annoying...

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[+1 flower that kinda looks like you, somehow]

hehe, "colliflower"

...

[Colli looks at you with the most deadpan expression, but accepts the flower.]

Thank you.

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[At the Insectum Festival, Colli is quietly strolling between the stands, taking in the sight of the lights and banners swaying in the wind. Partaking in the occasional Insectum snack, she seems to be enjoying herself.]