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Ketchup!

hey reply to this with your dipping sauce of choice

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Nobody said that

I’ve decided the only canon I accept is the Marvel-Phineas and Ferb crossover special

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Just saying, her name is spelled "C-A-N-D-A-C-E". No letter "i" in there. Wrong name variation.

I’ve decided the only canon I accept is the Marvel-Phineas and Ferb crossover special

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I KNOW, RIGHT?!

Why not just call him Captain Thunder and be done with it?

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NIN-JA...GO!!

Some of you never had to jump up, kick back, whip around and spin, and it shows

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Here's hoping Shazam 2 gives us Mr. Tawky Tawny

And as a subsequent result, a constant stream of "Calvin & Hobbes" jokes

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UPDATE:

Turns out Captain Thunder was used as a name for DC's parody of Captain Marvel (Shazam)...so they could definitely use it for his new name.

Why not just call him Captain Thunder and be done with it?

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I dunno if you can get more ridiculous than "Zap-tain America" or "Captain Sparklefingers".

Why not just call him Captain Thunder and be done with it?

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Badass.

Iconic.

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Ivy: HARLEY GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Harley to Ivy at 3 am:

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Well, DC could have used it first. Just saying.

Why not just call him Captain Thunder and be done with it?

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Why not just call him Captain Thunder and be done with it?

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Right here

Zillenial things

Being young enough for Minecraft but too old for Fortnite

Being alive for 9/11 but not remembering it at all cuz you were like 2

Seeing reruns of 90s shows when you were really little but being to young to really remember them

Feeling betrayed by Butch Hartman

Listening to the bops of ~2009-2012 in middle school gym class

Growing up through the transition from clunky PCs for nerds and flip phones to smartphones and sleek and easy laptops

Pictochat

Being called a millenial by baby boomers and Gen Z by millenials

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The Villain Wrangler saga continues

I wonder if, in superhero universes, the villains ever get contacted by those “Make a Wish Foundation” and similar people.

I mean, the heroes do, of course they do, kids who want to meet Spiderman or Superman or get to be carried by the Flash as he runs through Central City for just thirty seconds.

But surely there are also the kids, who - because they are kids and sometimes kids are just weird - decide that what they really, really want is to meet a supervillain. Because he’s scary or she’s awesome or that freeze ray is just really, really cool, you know?

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Snively's Bio (to be edited)

Left Art by drawloverlala

NAME: Collin Kintobor, Jr.

AGE: 17

AKA: Snively, Shrimpbait, Scuzzley, Needlenose, cueball

FAMILY:

Collin Kintobor, Sr. (Dad)

Ashley Kintobor-Walsh (Mom)

Dr. Ovi Julian Kintobor, Sr./Dr. Ivo Julian Robotnik, Sr. (paternal uncle)

Ovoid "Eggatha" Kintobor/Robotnik (little sister)

Ovi J. Kintobor, Jr./Ivo Robotnik, Jr. (cousin)

Dr. Warren Robotnik/Dr. Warpnik (second uncle)

Ellen Kintobor/Momma Robotnik (paternal grandmother)

Dr. Gerald Kintobor (great-grandfather)

Maria Kintobor (cousin)