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academic rivals! dorlene but they're complete opposite students.

dorcas studies every day for minimum 6 hours and has perfected her study tactics. she obsessively takes notes in class, to the point where sometimes she's just copying down what the prof is saying verbatim. she had a breakdown the one time she got an 89 on a test. everyone is scared to talk to her during finals week. she makes other people cry during group projects.

but marlene? marlene doesn't try at all. she does her homework thirty minutes before class and gets great marks on it. she's never paying attention in class, but she always argues her way into the right answer when she's called on. she's shocked every time by a good test score. she has phenomenal grades but does not know why or how.

this infuriates dorcas to no end. she is sooooo upset that marlene can just skate by on brains alone, but marlene gets soooo upset that dorcas is such a try-hard.

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need a midwestern marauders au

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in every fic, dorlene is always the stable background relationship, but when will someone give me messy, nightmare, on-and-off lesbian relationship dorlene

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enemies to lovers dorlene i love you.

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give me a fic where james and regulus start dating but they're keeping it a secret bc they're both TERRIFIED of sirius finding out, but sirius Does Not Care if they date.

but they're so shit at hiding it that sirius eventually pulls james aside and yells at him for stringing his baby brother along and that he needs to man up and actually date him.

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marlene mickinnon pioneered full bush and a thong

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half the shipnames in this fandom sound like the cat names from warriors/warrior cats bro

pack it up nobleflower, wolfstar, and prongsfoot go and hunt some mice

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feeling so upset that james potter never got to be a 5'8 frat boy wearing a backwards baseball cap, elf bar in one hand, coors light in the other, standing on a table telling everyone to get the fuck out of sigma chi before the cops show up

my boy was deprived of that experience it's so fucked up :((

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lily evans was a horse girl btw

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if barty/regulus/evan are deserving of redemption and attention despite being canonically awful, then so are the black sisters and walburga

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idea for new beatles biopic bc the sam mendes ones will suck:

a very accurate retelling of the beatles' career except the beatles are all muppets. everyone else is human though, and the muppet part remains unaddressed throughout all the movies.

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"I don't know geography because the US education system sucks :("

Ok I'm American and I can name every country on sight. It wasn't hard to learn. Riddle me that.

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remus HATES taylor swift bc he's far too pretentious for her music but lily loves her dearly, so every time they hang out she terrorizes him with her music (this is canon btw)

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every time my head gets a little too big and i think i'm somewhat cool or normal i have to stop myself and go no. you're writing eurovision au marauders fanfiction. and then the shame overtakes me

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rip dorcas meadowes you would've LOVED tracy chapman

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the homoerotic friendships between the valkyries+ pandora and dorcas could kill a victorian child with their intensity

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CHARACTERS ARE ALLOWED TO BE SHITTY. THEY ARE ALLOWED TO BE BAD PEOPLE. THEY ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE BAD OPINIONS AND EVENTUALLY REALISE THAT THEY'RE WRONG AND TRY TO CORRECT THEMSELVES. CHARACTERS OPINIONS ARE NOT A REFLECTION OF THE WRITERS OPINIONS. I BEG OF YA'LL. LEARN BASIC STORY TELLING TECHNIQUES. CHARACTERS ARE ALLOWED TO BE FLAWED WITHOUT BEING 100% A TERRIBLE PERSON. BECAUSE. THATS JUST HOW PEOPLE ARE IN REAL LIFE.