commanderalanfrog
commanderalanfrog
Here To Arrest
931 posts
I’m only here because Edgar forced me to join him. Will not be active very often but i’ll still jump in to help Edgar i guess…..
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commanderalanfrog · 3 days ago
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500 posts!
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How I feel hitting five posts
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commanderalanfrog · 3 days ago
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I’m sad me bro is just craz so I’ll start copying him
Repeat after me
Death sentence heritage
Death camp palace
Useless generations
Dumb flag scum
Useless generations
Dumb flag scum
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Fuck queen and country
Royal Khymer Rouge
Repeat after me
Imitation demi-gods
Yea
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commanderalanfrog · 3 days ago
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Alan looks hella like. Butt scrubber
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commanderalanfrog · 3 days ago
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I do squirt lemons out of me weiner and it goes down the throats and they do the sour dance whidch lucks like dis
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commanderalanfrog · 1 month ago
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Bro loves to kik my loin
Alan Ffrogiest
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commanderalanfrog · 2 months ago
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sometimes, the key to my poopy butthole is not outside, but locked in our fart
Alan Smalan Frog, 1823-2025
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commanderalanfrog · 2 months ago
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bro is not loining as of current
Alan Frog, 1902-2025
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commanderalanfrog · 2 months ago
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if you are pooped on once, it is an accident. If you are pooped on many times, you love it
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commanderalanfrog · 2 months ago
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my bollocks
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commanderalanfrog · 2 months ago
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it takes a boy to fart, but a real man to shart
Edgar BogLog, 2025
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commanderalanfrog · 2 months ago
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i pooped my panta
chappell roAN, 2015
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commanderalanfrog · 2 months ago
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Come here, little wiggy. You're daddy's little wiggy now. Say it. Say you're snaddy's little wiggy
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commanderalanfrog · 2 months ago
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Farting on poo is one of life's greatest wonders, and yet so many people try to wrench it from our grasps.
pregnant lady, 2021
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commanderalanfrog · 2 months ago
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When i was a child, my father gave unto me a piece of advice: one must always look hella like lady gagita
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commanderalanfrog · 2 months ago
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Everyone has a willy mullins inside: whether they choose to unleash him is the question.
Greg Ballsone, 1999
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commanderalanfrog · 2 months ago
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The bug of the nightime is at large once more. Kill yourself
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commanderalanfrog · 2 months ago
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Let life go free like poop from a butt
Edgar Allan Poo, 2023
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