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Leah: I'm super excited for the pack dinner on Sunday, you know?

Seth: Why?

Leah: I just feel like it's going to be a shitshow and I honestly can't wait

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Quil: I noticed we have slowly started to phase the ‘B’ out of our bromance

Embry, down on one knee, ring still out: I mean, yeah, I guess

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If Bella was “born to be a vampire” (blessed) then Edward was “born to be a vampire” (cursed)

Even if that kid managed to survive the Spanish influenza, you know his tragic ass would have shipped off to fight the Great War months later only to be chomped on by some other vampire in Europe

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Running gag where Mike Newton is constantly almost finding out about the supernatural

He’s constantly overhearing funny bits and pieces of conversation but none of it is strictly incriminating (e.g. Bella: “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse… wait. Is that something you’ve tried?” Edward: “I haven’t, but in 1972 Emmett and Jasper learned the phrase ‘double dog dare’. I’ll leave it at that”)

He’s on a hike and turns his head just a half-second too late to see Esme tackle a bear into a ditch, out of sight

He muses aloud to Bella one day that her friend Jacob from the rez gained muscle, like, inhumanly fast…. Would he share his workout/diet regimen?

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Personally, my favorite twilight quote is

⬆️🏜️❓👈👍🧢🌧️👩

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it’s so funny how popular confederate vampires are. like the confederate states of america literally lost the war. so your guy is not only a wack ass racist but he’s a loser too. a textbook loser

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I hate these motherfuckers and I hate everybody whose actions contributed in any way whatsoever to how we got here. None of this bullshit needs to be happening and none of it would be if enough people had pulled their heads out of their asses on or before November 5, 2024.

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Do you think Bella's vampire-bitten wrist could deflect a bullet?

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Wow, now there's a bot going around on Ao3 telling people that the "moderators" will delete works from "deprecated" fandoms and impose bans.

Fearmongering bullshit, but it's fearmongering bullshit that seems to be taking advantage of the recent spotlight series in order to trick authors into deleting their fics.

Just. Why.

What the hell does anyone get out of making these bots.

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NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

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THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON (2009)

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Very fascinating.🧐

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AU where Bella and Jacob get to run around all summer and be teenagers actually pt.1

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It’s always ‘wyd’ and not ‘wthhybl'

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I hate Smeyer for many reasons but mostly for her blatant native racism. Not only did she write a story about a real Native American tribe and misrepresent their culture and in doing so create real ramifications for them (while not offering a single dime to help them after the damage she caused), but her entire story hinges on racist and classist tropes.

The wolf pack are treated so terribly by her writing. They’re also sexualized and objectified by her despite them being teenage boys, the youngest of them by Breaking Dawn being like 12-13. They’re literally just a bunch of traumatized kids that she says look like 25 year old men, and the only reason she did that was so she could write about them naked all the time and shit

She wrote them as aggressive predators who harm women, despite her own writing contradicting this very thing, seeing as their sole purpose for existing is to protect the sanctity of human life.

She writes about Jacob assaulting Bella, about Sam tearing up Emily’s face, about them being unable to handle rejection and becoming violent and incapable of controlling themselves specifically around women. It’s a disgusting stereotype she plays with. She writes about them as if they have no right to their anger, despite their lives being intruded upon by a bunch of white colonizer vampires lol. The Cullens are quite literally the entire reason they shift into wolves at all. The Cullens don’t have to live there, they just choose to, even knowing that they are uprooting and destroying their lives by doing so.

And she writes it as if the native characters are the villains in all this. She ends her story quite literally enslaving Jacob to his canonical oppressors. He ends up having zero bodily autonomy and no mind of his own. He becomes forever bound to the Cullens and to the girl he loved who is no longer her but an undead demonic thing.

It actually pisses me off so bad lmao

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when bella is dancing with jacob and they're "moving to the rhythm of his heart under [her] hand" i wanted to punch a wall

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Alice. You’ve disappeared. Like everything else. Now who else can I talk to? I’m lost. When you left, and he left, you took everything with you. But the absence of him is everywhere I look. It’s like a huge hole has been punched through my chest. But in a way, I’m glad. The pain is the only reminder that he was real. That you all were.

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON 2009, dir. Chris Weitz