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does anyone hve any sin recommendations i just fell from the garden of eden five seconds ago

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i’m losing my mind

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she suck my excalibur until I camelot

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you done gasted every flabber that i had

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Do you think cavemen ever got humiliated and had the kms urge? Like "Grug so embarrassed, Grug jump into tar pit" and then Glarg is like "Noooo everyone forget soon" and Grug is like "Grug going to do it for real"

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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

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the mafia husband bit took me out because WHAT

when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance

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if i were famous i would be a menace because i would actively endorse and read my own rpf. i'm giving fanfic recs on Instagram live. i'm making a separate ao3 acc for my public persona. i'm commenting "lmfao i've done that before" and "inaccurate i've never had sex". PR teams hate me, the fandom has mixed feelings and i've been cancelled 30 times in the past 8 months for reading rpf.

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i’m not a patcap shipper……… HOWEVER they were very much giving weird gay uncles in the christmas ep

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My hyperfixation has been reawoken

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Happy anniversary to the event that caused my favourite band, the most iconic book and film franchise, the most famous smut book that everyone’s mother owns somewhere and if she doesn’t she’s lying, and the downfall of Ellen DeGeneres.

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Every single piece of fan art based on this scene has ruined my life

This has been my only thought ever since I saw s2 trailer!

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Pete Wentz is one of the lords strongest soldiers and is a far stronger man than me because if someone hurt me enough that I wrote the lyrics

“And I cast a spell over the west to make you think of me, the same way I think of you”

The words never would’ve hit paper because I would’ve shot myself

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Crowley (self proclaimed not nice person who “won’t be forgiven”and is LITERALLY A DEMON): you can’t kill kids

Aziraphale (a literal angel): Ok I’ve tried speaking to my manager and that’s not working so instead I’m going to SHOOT THIS ELEVEN YEAR OLD BOY AS MY SECOND COURSE OF ACTION

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STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP

Give it to me Miyazaki style señor Gaiman I’m waiting

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The fact in season 1 all of crowley’s temptations were extremely short term unlike the other demon’s which involved years of planning ahead is hilarious to me considering he has been madly in love with the same angel since the earth began.

Loving aziraphale is quite literally the only long term thing he has committed.