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… i did.
…i hope lizard appurriciated the toast
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BASEMENT MAN IS DEAD AND HIS SOUL IS IN THE LAUNDRY MACHINE
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i know i should be happy i should be happy this is good this is so good i AM happy this is good !!!
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fuckin uhhhhhh… different cat ?
no one tell the cat i voted for them
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so many casualties today
#and i caused NONE OF THEM#so disappointing#rip chill guy max and ko#oh and nathan fielder#i guess neptune and the cat but#they came back to life so they don’t count
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no one tell the cat i voted for them
#what was i supposed to do#vote for max???#i have no beef w max#yes i wanted toaster back but at what cost#my dignity???#my love will bring them back
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FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK UOU RUCK YOU I UATE YOH IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU
furst kill done >:3
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fuck this shit. fuck everything. if there is a god they’re fucking dead.
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i thought it would be fun to keep an ongoing stab counter here so i can keep track of how many people i stab but ive already lost count
#i’m. pretty sure it’s like 8 or 9 now ?#it’s not the total amount of stabs it’s like one for each individual incident where i stabbed one person#not counting like. how many times i stabbed them in that individual stab sesh#then the number would be. a lot higher
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--. .-. . .- - . .-. -....- - .... .- -. / -.-. --- .-.. --- -. / - .... .-. . .
<3 love u too toaster :) you’re the only good one
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everyone better stop fucking with the toaster, they are a sweet little angel and deserve none of this bullshit.
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i hate this stupid fucking house and all these stupid fucking people.
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i hate you so much.
im being banned from using the toaster!!! all fur trying to make a toasty conyan obrien to eat!!! >:{
#kissing you sounds like the worst thing a lizard could experience.#probably get fur everywhere. whiskers on my face.#fucking gross#….
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hi. i’m lizard. i have multiple concussions. my pronouns are she/they/he.
fun facts about me:
ive been to jail twice
i like to stab
i like cigarettes
i can probably count the people i don’t despite on one hand
one of them is a toaster
i have a large knife collection (for stabbing)
i would say stabbing is my love language but most of the people i stab i do not like.
i like stew
i’m on a dumb game show
i hate this stupid game show
blood is my favorite
i like the color black. red is also good. like blood.
i’ve been dead before i’m pretty sure
that’s probably good. anyway don’t annoy me or fuck w me or i’ll probably stab you. but don’t worry too much it’s not usually lethal.
#pinned post#concussed lizard#what’s the dumb show called#neptune’s house?#current stab counter:#8? 9?#already lost count
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