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makes me want to go back to my war fan cultivators AU! 100% what I imagined <3

your favourite fan-boy is here

basically just nhs using his fans to fight (and dage not using his shirt to train)

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It turned out that all Meng Yao had to do to turn his fortunes in life around was find a beautiful man in a ditch, save his life by wagering his own cultivation, and allow everyone to assume they were legitimately married.

(or: Meng Yao vs every single marriage-related trope: FIGHT.)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66224968

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Finally, FINALLY: here's the first chapter of ditchfic, aka soulbond of convenience. I'm so happy to finally be able to start sharing this--hope you enjoy!

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Rewatching the Untamed and there was this one shot where Jin Guangyao walks past in the foreground and it looks exactly like this.

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[fic] The Cloud Recesses Cat Café - MDZS modern AU

New AU! ft. swords as cats, with special appearances by baker!NMJ, barista/community organiser!LXC, and chronically stressed MY (de rigeur).

For anyone wanting visual references (and because it's what I spent most of my time thinking about, let's be real), here are the cats:

Shuoyue

Shuòyuè (朔月) translates as "new moon", so I decided to make her a black smoke cat, whose dark coat has a white base. She's very friendly and chill, but no one argues with her; Shuoyue is definitely in charge.

Liebing

Lièbīng (裂冰) means "cracking ice" and is the name of Xichen's xiao. This type of lynx point colouration is sometimes known as frost point. Liebing is Adventure Cat, very active and curious about everything. She takes advantage of being deaf mostly to ignore being in trouble; hobbies include stretching out on the key hammers of Xichen's piano while he plays.

Baxia

Bàxià (霸下) charmingly translates as "death to tyrants". On reflexion, I found that her most important character trait was resting death-glare, so ultimately there was only one option: Grumpy Cat (RIP queen). Baxia doesn't actually like anyone other than Mingjue, but will tolerate Xichen and follows Meng Yao around to supervise him from atop high perches from which she can look down on him in judgement.

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Anne Taintor: Jin Guangyao redux (because I just can't help myself)

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Anne Taintor captions: Xue Yang edition

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Anne Taintor memes: Wangxian edition

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More Anne Taintor salty housewife memes ft. the Venerated Triad.

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I'm going straight to hell.

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pocket sized

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zewu jun has sleeves long enough to hide in

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Today: It’s the cover for the next issue. Also the cast page is now current-as-of-Issue-12. :)

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Today: Iolanthe and Al get ready to go on a journey.

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Today: Iolanthe breaks down. There are a lot of tears and a little bit of rule breaking.

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Today: Death takes her leave. Iolanthe has a plan.

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Today: Iolanthe gets a scolding. Definitely not secret advice. Cough cough.

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Today: Iolanthe does some math, Al continues to have heart palpitations, and stuff is about to get a wee bit more complicated.

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