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Binging all of Dead Boy Detectives in 24 hours made me realize how much I'd been missing my Ruth O'Connell fix since Supernatural ended

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I didn't believe it at first but after watching the show, Dead Boy Detectives was so obviously crafted to be catnip for the Tumblr girlies(gn), cause like. Homoerotic ghost detectives. Sassy psychics. Weird girls. Witches. A literal cat king. Sad twink that's actually a crow. Hot goth lesbian butchers. Slowburn ft. immortal beings. Gay confessions in hell. This show was crafted in a lab for us, and I LOVE IT. Go watch it if you haven't already.

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to be honest there has never been a fictional character i’ve actually wanted to date. like. i want them to date each other. i don’t want myself as a person to be involved in this scenario whatsoever. what would i add to this narratively? what’s my thematic purpose in the narrative? immersion breaking. 

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"There is a place around the corner

Where your dead friends live"

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Candace and doofenshmirtz would be tumblr mutuals i think

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I feel that with this latest episode it’s more obvious the emphasis on physical damage in Protocol. You pay with your body, you change yourself, you give blood to this entities so that you might reap a benefit.

There’s the self harm in ep.2 and this one, the doctor in ep.3 changing completely into a tree, the violin from 4 always takes blood in one way or another, the guy from the liminal spaces ended up with one finger missing, we have the descriptions of mangled bodies from ep.9 and 12

It feels like nothing can stay under the surface anymore. You will become a living tapestry of your life and it will be the norm rather than the exception.

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Things we (hopefully) have to look forward to in TLoVM Season 3:

(spoilers for the season and the campaign - duh)

“CALL ME CHILD ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME”

Who’s Larkin?

Goristro vs Vorugal

Dragonborns and fall of Draconia?

Vaxleth confessions

Vax Nat1 sneaking out of Keyleth’s room

Hotis?!

J’Mon Sa Ord

Sandkeg’s Hide

GLINTSHORE

City of Brass & Plate of the Dawnmartyr

Sinaeth, Forgiveness and Perc’ahlia (please I’m begging)

We’ll talk later

Talking later (I open the door… completely naked!)

“I hear the voice of my mother in the morning”

Vax cutting Keyleth’s hair

THE BATHTUB SCENE

GOATED FEEBLEMIND

Bard’s Lament (good cliffhanger ending fodder)

Tary? Depending on where the season ends?

Feel free to add any you’re excited about that I missed!

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Ending the stigma of drug use will save lives.

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Statement of Shobhan Thompson regarding the creature pretending to be her coworker, Grant O'Brien.

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This episode was my exact content niche: slowly devolving into horror, but like, in a fun way

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TWO HOURS AGO: israeli tanks are headed towards rafah, they are moving forward with their ground assault. as we all watch the solidarity encampments across the us, REMEMBER WHAT THOSE STUDENTS ARE FIGHTING FOR! DO NOT LOOK AWAY FROM PALESTINE!!

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to anyone who loved tonights game changer, PLEASE go and watch brian david gilbert’s horror on youtube, especially “teaching jake about the camcorder” and “welcome to the neighborhood”

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holy shit do they have bdg because this is "Teaching Jake about the Camcorder, Jan '97" the Game Changer???

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Me, entering a frantic and delusional state: So putting out TLOVM-related merchandise might imply they’re stoking the flames before season 3 information, right? Right????