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Idk why but i have the mental image of Stan just chilling in his couch, watching a movie drinking a beer and then POOF! Hes like 40years younger and hes like Wait why does my back doesnt hurt anymore?

Like, when Bill deaged Ford, Stan was changed at the same time so he has nooo context whatsover🤣

I started drawing this a long time ago, got art block and finally finished it yesterday 😭💜 so don’t mind the sudden art style change at the end lmaooo 🤣

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Even though pride month almost over, I’m comin’ out anyways!

I’ll see y’all tomorrow for I Hate it Here!

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but what if i read one of your fanfics and then went to your ao3 account and read all of your fanfics and left a comment on every single chapter of every single one and you got spam emails from all of my kudos and comments and it made you smile, what then? what if i brighten your day with my words like you did mine, what then???

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I just want to drop by and say I really love your fic and I eagerly wait for each new chapter because you've really got me hooked in the writing and the characters and just everything is so good! Im too shy to actually say all this without being anonymous but I just really wanna say how much I love it and look forward for the next chapters.

Thank you so much!! 🫶🏾

I’m glad you enjoy it, I appreciate all the support on my work immensely and I’m excited to share more!

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Why, yes - I am listening to the kpop demon hunters soundtrack on repeat and y’all will be getting a one off of Your Idol because it’s so BillFord

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Commission for I Hate it Here is complete!

To see the full spice of this comic, check out twt 👀

Major thank you again to @kalechip247 for this!!! 🫶🏾

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT FINALE POLL 1

[Poll 2, Poll 3]

PROPAGANDA:

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."

[Julian]

"he is EXTREMELY submissive and breedable."

[submitted by @justanotherkathrynjanewayblog]

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Ngl, I had so much fun drawing this today :'D I was stuck in town, but I brought my sketchbook with me and spent all day drawing this stream of consciousness style. It felt good to draw all willy nilly, and let things look Bad for once. Where the goal isn't to make everything look perfect. And this is so so so dumb, I was grinning like an idiot half the time. Twas a long, manic, coffee fueled drawing session.

Normally I don't pay tumblr polls much mind, but there's something so hilarious about this. I like to imagine these guys are all together. Everyone's a nervous, sweaty wreck. It's a horrible, fucked up mpreg contest and NO ONE wants to be there.

Remember guys. Don't forget to vote. It would be a shame if someone voted for Ford, and made his life harder... a real shame...

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The only reason this account was made is to spread fpreg agenda 🙂‍↕️

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my final illustration for @billfordzine! a 3-color risograph print. a limited number of prints are available in my shop.

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so about that new TBOB...

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Crazy how Bill went from toppling galaxies and evil to a housewife but I’m not complaining

Housewife and stay-at-home mom lol you do NOT want him to meet any other fankids bc he WILL adopt them all 😆 especially once that empty nest feeling hits 😭

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☕️ 🫖

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–but if we work together, we could be the last

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She’s such a rockstar!

Bimbill supremacy once again 🙂‍↕️

She belongs to @kalechip247

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I meant to post this yesterday but I wanted to add some images lol here's the doc! Feel free to read it!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1djEvP6DOZlYix5potp_ik3aQmogeZUPIFkCqQJ1Itv8/edit?usp=sharing