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Just did a full body circuit workout, followed by 5x 15sec planks with 5 second rest, AND THEN I did a 10 minute speed boxing session. Who’s a moron: Me

[constableambo]

I feel this. I figured out a whole routine to use public bathrooms without touching any surface with my hands, but I’ll use a spoon I’ve just let my dog lick. People are disgusting.

Working in healthcare is such a trip because you become the biggest hypochondriac but at the same time the only way you’re taking me to the ER is if I’m unconscious so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

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Can those people who harass Ray for no fucking reason please go back to whatever hole they came from I don’t want them anywhere near this fandom thanks

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Last time i felt like this was the beginning of 3 days of virus induced gastro that I caught off a little old lady at work. Good thing i listened my body trying to tell me something and left shift early...

u know that feeling deep in your tummy where u just dont feel comfy and u feel sad and sort of want to cry but not about anything specific its like your entire body is just upset and unnerved all the way to the core almost like ur just longing for something but dont know what

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ITS DONE

AUSTRALIAN PARLIMENT JUST AMENDED THE MARRIGE ACT!!! MARRIGE EQUALITY IS NOW A REALITY IN AUSTRALIA!! 🇦🇺 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺

[constableambo]

After an ugly, nasty, unnecessary vote, this shows that love ALWAYS wins. Proud to be a Queer Aussie.

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Ummm are they ripped Jean TRACKPANTS Kat is wearing (there is a pull tie at her waist)!! I want them...

Kat and Dom

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Man I'm seeing all the previews and interviews for the next episode of wynonna earp and starting to get a bit nervous. Considering I finish a 14 hour night shift just before the episode airs maybe I should have a nap first otherwise I'm going to be very emotionally unstable.

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WE 2x09

You know its a good show when you’re left stunned, scared and excited by an episode, and then you watch the next weeks promo and those feelings are blown way out of proportion.

Also, I think I’m the only one out there that isn’t hating on Waverly right now. Yea some shit went down, I physically cringed when she kissed Rosita and threw my water bottle at my TV...   But it sure is making for some hella good story telling and I am psyched to see what happens next!!!

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Look what finally arrived!! I ordered these months ago (from another country because Australia apparently is super lame and doesn't know what Wynonna Earp is, like seriously the show doesn't even air on Tv and isn't available on Australian servers either, but I digress...) Super excited to read these, except I now have to go to work for 14 hours... Lame.

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Anyone else notice the hand on ass and eyebrow raise??

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Hungover af but.......

WYNONNA EARP RENEWED FOR SEASON 3!!!!!!!

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My Saturday night (now that I have watched the latest ep of Wynonna Earp) has involved me drunkenly stumbling through the never ending rabbit hole that is youtube, and finding this flash back.

I was 17, I was a year into my University degree and doubting whether I could be a Paramedic or not. I hated who I was, I was ready to quit and transfer to a music ed degree (and spend the rest of my life teaching primary schoolers how to torture me trying to play an instrument) ... And then this angel came into my life.

Suddenly life was ok. This perfectly imperfect music changed me. I could do it, because no one is ever perfect. Sia is the embodiment of being beaten up, chewed up and spat out, and getting up to be better then ever.

8 years later and I have been a qualified Paramedic for over 5 years, I love my job, and I love teaching those 17 year old students how to love it too.

Its nice to go back to where you were and remember.

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Wynonna Earp 2x07

I’m finally sitting down to watch it.

I’ve got my beer. I’ve got my Whiskey. I’ve got some carbs (cause otherwise I may get a little silly by the end of the ep).

Keen AF.

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Got tagged in a weird song thing

Been a bit scattered and only just getting around to this..

Instructions: press shuffle on your music and post the first 10 songs that appear.

Tagged by: @godisadj10

I had my whole Library open for this... It may get weird

1. “Fences” : Paramore

2. “To the rescue”: Nightmare Before Christmas Soundtrack

3. “Circle”: Flyleaf

4. “I need you”: Alicia Keys

5. “Hanging on the Telephone”: Blondie

6. “Who are you Now”: Glee Cast (Lea Michelle & Jane Lynch)

7. “Following”: The Bangles 

8. “Dirty Little Secret”: The All-American Rejects

9. “Walking Away”: Underoath

10. “Hype”: Tegan and Sarah

Not as weird as expected

[constableambo]

Change European to Australian and this is literally my life.

fandom for an American TV show: don’t watch it online! watch the show on TV when it airs so the ratings go up! show your support!

me, a mere European: