Emma~She/Her/Hers~22~Stressed Person“I'll just hold the catcher in the rye as I die and say it was a political statement but not what kind so that scholars can argue over my corpse for eternity”
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no, i dont lose hyperfixations. theyre just moved to a different, slightly less used, shelf in my brain.
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That feeling when the website you used to use to watch nhl games you don’t have access to decides to try and put a virus into your computer😭
#I had to find a new one in the Knick of time#mourning the lose of the website#hockey#nhl#national hockey league#nj devils
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Touching grass isn't enough I need to be-




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This too shall pass but like holy fuck
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theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind
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PSA: BAD LITTERBOX
i don't usually make posts like this, but this is a truly upsetting topic to me as a lifelong cat owner, so i feel i have a duty to share my knowledge with others.
there is a type of automatic litterbox for cats being sold that is EXTREMELY dangerous and has killed numerous cats through blunt force trauma, suffocation, etc. this litterbox is being sold under different brand names and logos, so i will include the picture of the model and two links to informational videos with more evidence and eloquence than i am able to provide.
please consider not having this type of litterbox in your home for your furry friends. me and my 16 year old tortie, puddy, want the best for all your kitty friends
image of litterbox below:
here are my two video links that provide proof and testimonials of this harmful product:
This Scam is Killing Cats by penguinz0
The DEADLY self-cleaning litter boxes that have flooded the market by One Man Five Cats
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But I don't live in a swing state?!
every 4 years I see people talking about how they live in a red state (or more rarely a blue state) so their vote doesn't matter and I just want to briefly point out that I think nearly every state is either a swing state for the Presidential election, having a key Senate Race that will decide control of the Senate, has one or more key House races that'll decide control of the House, or is having an important Governor's race that'll could flip control of the state
Presidential Swing states:
Arizona
Georgia
Michigan
Nevada
North Carolina
Pennsylvania
Wisconsin
Key Senate Races:
Arizona
Florida
Maryland
Michigan
Montana
Nevada
Ohio
Pennsylvania
Texas
Wisconsin
States With Key House Races:
Alabama
Alaska
California
Colorado
Connecticut
Florida
Illinois
Indiana
Iowa
Kansas
Maine
Maryland
Michigan
Minnesota
Montana
Nebraska
Nevada
New Hampshire
New Jersey
New Mexico
New York
North Carolina
Ohio
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Texas
Virginia
Washington
Wisconsin
Swingable Governor Races:
New Hampshire
North Carolina
there are lots of local and state level races that are very important to, but my point was basically odds are very very good, you live somewhere where your vote will help decide what America looks like in 2025. Don't get tricked into thinking just because your state isn't one of the ones always mentioned in the news as a swing state that it doesn't matter what you do
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im going to post old cat images now
ceiling cat
monorail cat
long cat
the OG can i haz cheezburger cat
the lesser known graphix cat
invisible bike cat
my planet needs me cat
cat with the gat
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no, i dont lose hyperfixations. theyre just moved to a different, slightly less used, shelf in my brain.
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Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.
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it’s so important to follow people on tumblr who watch tv shows that you do not watch because sometimes they will put gifsets of beautiful women on your dash and you get to look at them
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hockey twitter always hating on hockey tumblr when if yall didn’t want to see certain content you can stay off hockey tumblr or very easily filter it out but yall don’t bc yall are also extremely nosy but like to sit on your high horse….
like “haha look how they obsess over these white men like weirdos. I obsess over them in a completely different and better way” BABES WE’RE ALL LOSERS
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no fucking way this presidential debate is just two old men in dick measuring contest about golf. what the actual fuck is going on.
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did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”
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no but in the retrospect its so funny. cw execs scratching their heads for YEARS not being able to figure out WHY so many gays have latched onto their macho hypermasculine show about guns and muscle cars... well turns out the whole cast & writers room was a bunch of gays, harold & surely that would do it.
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My local bookstore is so fed up and tbh I love that for them they should choose violence more
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