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Why does the part in 1984 with Winston being tortured read like gay BDSM erotica?

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Holy shit I thought this was printed

Painted the house opening

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Fuck it, I'm writing a stupid fucking book.

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Fuck, I deleted a cringey post that I wanted to repurpose into a cringey story :(.

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Do you guys think there is an alternate universe where Trump didn't turn his head just enough at that rally?

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The irony is I'd totally egg the White House if I could afford eggs.

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I want to read something so fucking gut-wrenching and relatable that it twists my organs and hurts my head and makes me cry until I come out of the whole endeavor an entirely different person.

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Some of y'all never learned to pretend that whoever you are talking about is listening to what you say through a secret microphone and it shows.

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Uhm sir what if like, what if, nuh uh. Like, nuh uh. Nope. Oopsies, no.

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It's meant to be an amateur holding a sword for the first time. I weirdly felt like drawing hands today so.

On a whiteboard, my favorite medium 🙏🙏

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cameron bandaging house's cuts was their version of having sex.

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Chat, I'm getting a certificate cause I did so fucking good on my chemistry midterm. Fuck yeah. I love doing good in classes out of spite 🫶

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Would time travelers even be super obvious at this point? If someone walked by me in a super high tech "smart outfit" I would just think it was a cosplayer that is also weirdly good at designing tech and programming things to make their outfits look like they actually work like how they do in whatever show it's from.

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The other day when I was in the library, this mom was looking at the books that were in the little "for sale" corner and she was with her son and she told him. "You're being so patient" and then when they left he told her "you are so loved" like he was repeating back one of the phrases that she says to him all the time to return the compliment. I love today's parenting

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GUYS I GOT MY OWN LIBRARY CARD. IM SO HYPED

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sid…

sid it’s avery…

sid im back…

AAAAAAA. AVERy. I MISSED YOUU