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One of my mlp hot takes is that Startrix could never be them <3

I don’t know what my rendering style is anymore I feel like I just blackout and five hours later I clock back in and it’s done…

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The way most autism literature describes "literal interpretation" is often not at all similar to how I experience it. Teenage me even thought I couldn't be autistic because I've always been able to learn metaphors easily.

In fact, I love wordplay of all kinds. Teenage me was fascinated to learn all the types of figurative language there are in poetry and literature.

But paperwork and questionnaires are hard, because there's so much they don't state clearly. Or they don't leave room for enough nuance.

"List all the jobs you've had, with start and end dates." What if I don't remember the exact day or month? Is the year enough?

"Have you been suffering from blurred vision?" Well, if I take off my glasses the whole world is blurred, but I'm fairly sure that's not what the intake form at the optometrist is asking.

Or the infamous (and infuriatingly stereotypical) "Would you rather go to a library or a party?" What sort of party? Where? Who's there? I work at a library. Am I currently at the library for work or pleasure? Does it have a good collection?

It's not common figures of speech that confound me. It's ambiguity, in situations that aren't supposed to be ambiguous.

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Diagrams are helpful to me

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executive dysfunction mod for the sims and it just makes them 10x more likely to just drop the task you assigned them

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ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

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*drops this* oh

Oh oh no oh dear

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i get so frustrated when i try to do paypal donations- if it doesn't work does that mean theres a sign of it not being real, or does my paypal just hate me? I just don't feel comfortable putting my card number anywhere since i've experienced fraud.

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100 NOTE CELEBRATION POLL!!

One of my posts has reached One Hundred notes! To show everyone how thankful I am for viewing, liking and reblogging, I want to make a poll to know what you'd like to see next.

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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

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I had to wake up at seven am but it'll all be worth it once I have internet.

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No flip.

No mess.

NO CAP!!! 🧢🧢🧢

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stop treating killing dragons as this act of bravery and valor. maybe ou should be kissieng and loving the dragons instead. and be more niceys

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girls touching horns

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noncon friendship

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v1.4.3

-Girlcock is now referred to as just "cock"

-Cocks on men are now referred to as "guycock"