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"They sell petcocks"

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"TAP MY TADER TORTS DADDY"

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lady dimmadome

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"I'm not gonna go around sucking on their cups"

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that's motivation for the people behind me because they smell bacon

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i hate dabi so much i mean imagine getting railed by filet mignon

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“You mean to tell me a twink is going to end the world?”

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Are we the next Jimmy Neutron

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"Your head looks like a croissant- volleyball"

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if good pussy tastes like that im gay now

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the only pussy he gets is monster energy

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I'm trying to be Bowser and you're ruining it

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"would you stop anxious fighting. you've triggered my flight AND fight responses try me bitch"

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THERES THE ASSHOLES

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Friend: yeah dude the Romans fucked everything up

Me: I did what??

*silence*

Me: ...I forgot the Romans were a group of people

@myxchemicalxroman sent me this

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"Please don't okay boomer me, because I get confused"

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'The emo force is strong with those three'