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Welcome. Welcome to Tumblr.

You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining social networking websites. I thought so much of Tumblr that I elected to establish my Administration here, in the Citadel so thoughtfully provided by Our Benefactors. I have been proud to call Tumblr my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to parts unknown, welcome to Tumblr. It’s safer here.

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new reason to stay alive: outlive the trump presidency, live to see the day he's guaranteed to never be in office ever again and make sure he knows that he'll never have enough power to kill you

stay strong, friends, this isn't your fault

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please. no matter what. we will all still be here. i am holding onto every single one of you. please do not let go of this one life you have. please. stay. stay with me and build a better future for us all. you can still make a difference. there is still hope left in the world. please. you have to stay here and see it through with me. please don't give in. it's what they want. they want your complacency and numbness. don't give it to them. please stay with me i beg of you. you don't have to do it alone.

we're all we have, so please, please fucking stay and see the work through with me. please

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If I may be selfish, I need every single queer and trans person to live. You are too important to me. I miss those of you I never got to meet, and even thinking of losing the ones I know is too painful. Please know how much you mean to me, and to everyone else who loves you.

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Please, spread this for those who might need it right now

U.S. suicide hotline: call or text 988 (available 24 hours)

U.S. trans lifeline: (877) 565-8860 (when you call, you’ll speak to a trans/nonbinary peer operator. full anonymity and confidentiality)

Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) National Helpline: 1-800-662-HELP (4357) – provides 24/7 confidential support and referrals for individuals and families facing mental health and substance use disorders, including panic attacks and anxiety.

LGBT National Help Center: (888) 843-4564

Trevor Project: Call (866) 488-7386, text START to 678-678, or chat online.

Take care of yourself and each other. Please stay safe ♡

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Could you make turbo x reader headcanons where turbo is really clingy and touch-starved?

Takes place in between the Roadblasters incident and the takeover of Sugar Rush for maximum clinginess. He's been hiding out in the bowels of the arcade for years at this point.

Touch Starved Turbo

Pairing: Reader x Turbo

Rating: possibly slightly suggestive? Mostly safe for work, though

Warnings: None

Even at the peak of his fame, Turbo was pretty touch-starved. Despite being popular with the arcade's players, Turbo's far from popular with the other characters. He's loud, rude, and generally unpleasant to be around. His constant need to be the center of attention tends to drive people away. The smell of smoke and motor oil probably doesn't help either.

Felix is probably the only one he really talked to; they were neighbors, after all. Mostly out of politeness.

So after years of hiding, unable to speak to anyone, unable to even be seen by anyone, he's desperate for touch. The moment you promise you won't rat him out to the Surge Protector he's on you.

Perhaps a few years ago he might have denied it. Put on a little show, huffing and rolling his eyes, calling you needy and clingy. Now though? He couldn't care less what you think of him.

Any pride he might have had in the moment is overshadowed by the fact that someone is actually touching him. He might actually cry, especially if you touch him back.

Be sure your schedule for the day is cleared because you aren't going anywhere. It's like kitty paralysis, except the kitty is a man in a ratty jumpsuit who hasn't showered in weeks and growls every time you so much as shift.

You'll have to pry him off of you with a crowbar. He gets pissed when you have to leave and makes you promise to come back.

He's surprised when you actually come back.

Turbo's a smug bastard. He'll tease you about coming back just to see him, your favorite racer in the whole arcade, as if he didn't just spend hours sobbing into your shirt yesterday. All while sidling up to you and burying his face in your side.

If you can manage to convince him to take off his helmet, scratch his scalp. He'll immediately go limp. He'd be purring if he could. He'll whine and sigh instead. The next time you visit his helmet will already be off.

Would absolutely bite you. Not on purpose - at least not the first time, anyway. It's like cats when they get overstimulated.

The more you visit, the more he comes back to his old self. Confident, loud, perhaps a little less rude, if you've expressed dislike for it - he wants you to keep coming back, after all.

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Do you think you could do a x reader for kc where he tries and HORRIBLY fails to bake them a cake? Thanks! <333

A lovely first request! I do enjoy writing fluff quite a bit.

King Candy Sucks at Baking

Pairing: Reader x King Candy - can be read as platonic or romantic.

Rating: Safe for work,

Warnings: None

With a name like King Candy, and a sweet, sugar-coated appearance to match, it wouldn’t be too farfetched to assume he had some affinity for baking. Sugar Rush was, first and foremost, a racing game, but it was also dessert themed. Most, if not all, of the racers had some rudimentary knowledge of baking. The Kart Bakery was as familiar to them as the back of their hand. And while the players did most of the work – and baking a Kart was quite a bit different than baking a cake – it was hard not to pick up on a few small things here and there.

King Candy was not a good baker.

He could cook. He wasn’t incapable of cooking. Baking, however, was an entirely different beast. A harsh, temperamental beast that had him cursing under his breath. That was what had drawn you to the kitchen - that, and the smell of something burning.

It was hard fighting back a chuckle.

He was covered head to toe in flour. The frilly apron he wore might have been pink at one point, now tinged a mix of dusty white and brown. There was a bit of icing smeared on his right cheek. A tube of frosting was held tightly in one hand, minty green frosting dripping out the back where the tie had come undone.

“This was supposed to be a surprise,” he said in a jovial tone, laughing - though whether he was laughing at himself, or out nervousness wasn’t clear.

A stray eggshell crunched underfoot as you approached.

“It’s not quite finished yet-” he moved as if to block your view, taking your hand in his and patting it dismissively. But it wasn’t hard to see over him.

On the counter was a cake, or at least an approximation of one. It was slightly burned and half-sinking in on itself. Green icing was piped haphazardly onto one half, slowly dripping down the side of the cake and landing on the countertop.

You couldn’t help smiling.

“It’s wonderful.” You scooped up a glob of green icing from the countertop, licking it delightfully off your finger.

Preening under the praise, King Candy puffed out his chest with a grin. “Of course it is! Only the best for you.” He pushed your hand away from the counter as you moved to scoop up another bit of icing, wagging his finger in a playfully scolding manner. “Enough of that, now, you’re going to spoil your appetite.”

You huffed, and moved to retreat from the kitchen. But not before wiping up the frosting from his cheek with a thumb and popping it into your mouth, much to his amused exasperation.

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Soft King-Candy/Turbo romantic scenario ideas

Sorry for the slow posting!!!

I'm in a very sappy / emotional mood tonight, so heres some sappy romantic scenarios I wrote to help me cheer myself up!! I hope these make ppl happy too.

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King Candy! <333

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♡ Sitting next to him on his throne-stand. Maybe he'd even set up a special place for you to sit, or make you a throne for yourself.

♡ he'd struggle to give kisses, due to his nose being so big.

♡ He'd get really flustered if you kissed his nose.

♡ At the castle, theres a beautiful view of some, if not a majority of Sugar-Rush. It would be a very sweet sight to sit with him outside, and look down at the kingdom, and the racetrack.

♡ Stealing his crown playfully from him and watching him frantically shout and hop trying to grab it from you.

♡ Arguing playfully about the color Pink.

♡ He'd be very good at hugging, a very soft embrace that he's learned how to do.

♡ Living in the kingdoms castle with him, and having him get SourBill to make - or him make, a milkshake for you. (Or both of you to share.)

♡ Him teaching you how to drive, and watching you falter and struggle, despite him being playful and teasing, he'd probably try to be gentle with criticism for you if you cant handle the teasing.

♡ Despite having a limited amount of hair, his hair would be soft, silky, and conditioned accordingly. It's immensely relaxing to sit with him and play with it.

♡ He gets nightmares about his past, and Vanellope getting in a race. He wouldn't ever tell you what his nightmare was about, if you don't already know that he's Turbo - But he would ask you for comfort.

♡ He's very competitive, so imagine competing over the little things in life, like who can brush their teeth faster in the mornings, or who gets up earlier.

♡ The off chance that he actually DOES make you breakfast, he puts his entire heart into it, so it would be as good as he could do. He'd be practicing to cook/bake better for you.

♡ When making breakfast for you, he'd definitely add strawberries, and whipped cream, just to extra-spoil you.

♡ He laughs at any of your jokes, even if they're not really that funny, or corny.

♡ He'd sometimes be pacing around, overthinking something, but when you show up his entire woes float away.

♡ He would act like he can do a task on his own, and deny needing help until he either completely ruins the task, or until it frustrates him enough to come ask for your help.

♡ He's a massive PDA guy. If you're officially dating, he won't hesitate to hold your hand infront of every racer. (Some racers would think its cute, some would gag.)

♡ He prefers to be little spoon when cuddling, but he'd say he likes to be big spoon to make himself feel bigger / cooler.

♡ He would constantly flex you and your relationship with him to others.

♡ He would baby you entirely if you got hurt, even if it was just something as simple as scabbing your knee.

♡ Snores rather quietly, but he's taught himself to do so, somehow. Probably by coding it in so he's more appealing / cutesy. He'd start to sleep in a curled up, cute, and small - ball like position. In soft pink fluffy cushioning and marshmallow pillows.

♡ He'd call your name out to show you something, then when you finally get to him, he'd completely forget what he was going to show or say to you, and you watch as he fumbled nervously attempting to remember, or telling you to shoo until he remembers.

♡ He pouts alot because he's shorter than you.

♡ If he's taller than you, he'd rub it in.

♡ He would act like he's mad at you for small things, but he'd melt easily if you give him some attention. He's easy to forgive you.

♡ A-lot of his dates would consist of him wanting to show off his racing, but some would just be drivers-based. (Driving you around Sugar-Rush slowly, to enjoy the scenery, while you both talk.)

♡ He'd keep you away from Vanellope, since he doesn't want her to meet you and deter you from him, or her influence/change your opinion of him.

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(before going turbo) - Turbo!

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♡ Far more popular than when he's King-Candy.

♡ He'd have to beat ladies off with a stick. (He's loyal to you.)

♡ Just as always, he'd show you off, flex you and your relationship to others.

♡ He'd talk about how much he wins at everything, constantly, to impress you.

♡ Takes you to tappers.

♡ Everyone thinks of you as the lucky guy/gal/person who's dating the most popular racing-character Litwaks Arcade.

♡ Whenever he's with you in public, you're the talk of game central station.

♡ He'd let you sit in the grand-stands for free, and watch him completely destroy the turbo-twins at racing.

♡ Far more impatient and pouty as Turbo, due to not learning how to be more mature yet.

♡ If you're cold, he'd let you wear his jumpsuit as a blanket.

♡ If people making a big fuss about your relationship with him stresses or overstimulates you, he'll take you away from the crowd.

♡ LOUD AS HELL snorer, lays on his back, sprawled out starfish in the bed. His clothes are messy and he's probably drenched with sweat when he sleeps.

♡ He can ramble about his victories and trophies for hours to you.

♡ He might not understand or care for it as much, but he'll listen to you ramble of things you're interested in, if it makes you happy. (It would make him feel like a winner if you're happy with him.)

♡ He enjoys wrapping arms around your shoulders and waist in public, especially if people are being weird or rude to you, just to show you're his date, and that would deter people from being rude to you (since he's popular and probably would get some drama going.)

♡ GOD awful cook. He'll try though. If all fails, he'll make you a TV dinner.

♡ He really likes sodas...He'd take you to a vending machine in a game, and buy you a soda, or a sports beverage.

♡ Competitive in the relationship. Would want to be better than you at things, playfully, - Like racing or chugging a tappers rootbeer.

♡ He'd go overboard with snacks and probably buy / get too many for the date.

♡ Definitely has dated before, but its probably failed because of how immature / self centered he is.

♡ He's self conscious about it, and worried things won't work out.

♡ Prefers to be little spoon in cuddle-sessions, but would say he'd prefer big spoon to look cooler.

♡ Curls up with his knees up to your stomache and his head against your chest when cuddling, face first in your clothing fabric. (His hands softly gripping you in a gentle hug, like how kittens knead)

♡ He enjoys to annitiate kisses himself. It makes him feel manly.

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Cybug Candy!

(Sorry if these r bad, I dont neccessarily like Cybugs! :(...)

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♡ This is the one form he actually prefers to be big-spoon in genuinely.

♡ Romantic date with him would consist of him lifting you up and flying you around. (Let you see a beautiful view of things.)

♡ Though he'd probably stay a-top the Cola Hotsprings Mentos-top (Like a boss fight character waiting idly in their trigger-position).

♡ Would curl his tail around you and close his wing around you in a cuddle.

♡ Might accidentally claw you with those big claws of his. If he did, he'd deeply apologize, and curl around you while trying to help bandage / wrap the small cut up somehow.

♡ Nuzzler. He'd nuzzle ALOT.

♡ Would genuinely be possessive, if anyone got near you he'd get irritable. (As this is his most...Dangerous form, I doubt people would try anything anyways.)

♡ Would try to make things romantic, but this form may cause challenges for him in ways he didn't think he'd ever face.

♡ For instance, he probably can't drive his kart anymore...Even though it was eaten by the Cybug as well, so any drive-dates are out of the question.

♡ And, the scenery isn't gonna be as sweet or soft or nostalgic like Turbo or King Candy's usual form, since Sugar-Rush would probably be consumed by swarm after swarm of Cybugs.

♡ But he'd try to make it romantic. You know, say something like - Isn't the sky beautiful?

♡ (ITS COVERED IN SWARMING VIRUSES AND DARK SKIES)

♡ He's trying, okay? He's not used to being the most powerful virus in the arcade.

♡ If any other Cybug tried to harm you, he'd genuinely cause a fight.

♡ He'd fight off swarms if he had to, to keep you safe.

♡ Beauty and the beast type beat with him, he'd be so giant and probably wreckless and clumsy, and you'd be so small and fragile to him- and he doesn't want to do anything wrong.

♡ Sloppy as HELL sleeper. He's gonna sprawl around, squirm, buzz- snore. His snoring is louder now due to being massive. He also kicks his leg like a dog.

♡ Yes, he's powerful, but to him, at this point - he is a monster. So you wanting to date him would mean the world.

♡ You'd have to annitiate a kiss with him. You'd also have to tell him to kneel down since you can't reach his face.

♡ When you do kiss him, his wings would buzz and flap,and he'd get all flustered.

♡ He's a killer flirt. He was before- He always has been, but as Cybug, theres so much more confidence that you have NO IDEA where it came from.

♡ He'd need constant reassurance that he's beautiful, - even though he wouldn't admit it.

♡ He'd try to lay in your lap, but he'd be way too heavy. Think of a big dog that tries to lay on you. You're practically crushed with love.

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umm weird guy!

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Redrew more frames from the movie cuz I needed to draw him IDK WHY IM SO INCONSISTENT WITH HIM HELP I genuinely can't tell if these are good or not but oh well

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Against my will, this freak is fun to draw.

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“Losers to the left, ya lamebrain!”

Something called to me to draw this and I think it was his TAUNT

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Buckle up candy lovers there’s a new provider in town (it’s ME!!!!)

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older doodles

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☆ "TURBO-TASTIC!" ☆

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A bonus:

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