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Okay I know I wanted this specific blog to be more objective when it comes to ships, but this is ship related and I need to actually use this blog more

Anyways, on to the topic, there's something I've noticed when it comes to two particular Dark Choco ships

So most of us know about the whole darkmilk age debate that goes on, or at least that it was a thing. I may not personally ship it, but I think by this point I can acknowledge that it doesn't hold as much water as a problem as I initially thought

Yes, when the first two met, as shown in at least CRK, Milk was a child, while Dark Choco was at best a teenager, and those are two very different age groups. However, it has also been stated that the two have not met, at least not in any sort of meaningful way, since then, and currently, the two are adults. By this point in their lives, their age difference isn't really a problem, especially because at the only point where it potentially could be, they only met once. It was profound for Milk at least, and Dark Choco does remember it, but there is no issue of their potential romance starting there. Admittedly it might be a little weird, particularly since they semi-remember each other, but it isn't wildly problematic

But do you know what Dark Choco ship this argument actually would stand a genuine problem for? Carachoco

This really may not be a big deal since the ship isn't super popular, as the far more common headcanon is to make them siblings/family, but it is still a ship I've seen at least one or two people ship

But getting back to the point, we have been told multiple times that Dark Choco was the one to teach Caramel Arrow to use a bow. We also know that Cookies of the Dark Cacao Kingdom start learning to wield weapons as children due to their harsh environment, meaning that Carrow would have likely been a child, or at least a young teenager by this point. And if Dark Choco was made to be her mentor, he was presumably old enough, and older than her, so that he was considered qualified to do so, being a teenager at best. So for them, there is again, a noticeable age gap at the time they would have first met

But unlike darkmilk, whom only would have met that one time, Carrow and Dark Choco would have met many more times than just that one. Not to mention, Carrow is a Watcher at the Black Citadel Dark Choco lived in, and would presumably be training to do so at this time. So, these two would have extended time to get to know each other, and wouldn't have much reason to be apart for extended periods of time, at least until Dark Choco's banishment, and we don't know how old either party was at that time, other than Dark Choco presumably ranging from teenager-young adult (and likely the latter). And quite honestly, even if you make it after his banishment, it's still awfully sketchy for Dark Choco to fall in love with his former student

Carachoco actually does have the age difference problem darkmilk supposedly has, it's just that it isn't as noticeable since Caramel Arrow's age difference with Dark Choco isn't really stated, just implied on occasion

I realize that this is probably unnecessary, especially since carachoco isn't a popular ship and the darkmilk discourse does seem to be mostly behind us, and maybe this is just dredging up things best left to rest. But this is something I remembered, and I just wanted to share this info with you so more people know

Not necessarily to bash people who ship carachoco, but because I must share my knowledge with all, whether you want it or not

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Maybe it’s just me, but personally I feel like the Beasts should only be shipped with other immortal characters. Because like, they’re some of the first Cookies, they’re some of the oldest Cookies out there and they make the Ancients look young by comparison

Like with the Ancients, I’m fine shipping them with any mortal Cookie that’s like middle age or older, but I feel like due to how old they are, the Beasts should be immortal only

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I’ve really only seen this ship in fics, but can someone explain to me the Dark Choco Cookie x Espresso Cookie ship?

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So, this is just something I’d personally like to know

But how do we feel about Dark Choco x Peach?

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Question, is Crowberry x Sugar Swan a ship?

I don’t know, the basis for this is just “bird yuri”, as well as contrasting color palettes

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Does Crimson Coral have any ships? Because as far as I’m aware, not really

And honestly it’s kind of weird because usually for the CRK characters, unless they’re a child, they have at least some kind of ship with them by the time their update ends or sometime after. And sure there are some special cases, but even then, some of CC’s sisters have gotten the occasional ship as far as I can tell

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I only realized this earlier because of a post someone made, but are there any other Wildberry ships out there that aren’t wildchip/involve the Odyssey quartet?

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Okay, I usually just ask about other ships I’ve heard, but this time I’ve got one I thought up and I was curious: would Dark Choco x Raspberry Mousse be a good ship?

I don’t know why I put these two together, guys with swords I guess? Darkrasp but gay? I just like them both? I don’t know but in my head it sounds neat

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So what Financier ships are out there aside from Financier x Clotted Cream? I know she’s also shipped with women but I can’t remember who they are, all I can remember is clottedcier

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I keep forgetting I have this

But anyways, a ship I’m curious about, Currant Cream Cookie x Coffee Candy Cookie?

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So are there any other Starfruit ships out there aside from Starfruit x Pomegranate?

Because don’t get me wrong, I get that doomed yuri (or is it toxic yuri?), but are there any others out there for her that are just positive yuri? Or I suppose any kind of ship with her

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I haven’t seen much of it, but I am a bit curious, Dark Choco Cookie x Fire Spirit Cookie?

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Question, is Raspberry Mousse x Dark Choco a ship?

I feel like I’ve heard of it somewhere before, but I’m not sure if it is one, and I’m instead just remembering someone talk about both characters in proximity to one another

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Sorry I keep forgetting that I have this blog

Anyways, so here’s one ship I’d like to know about, Pastry Cookie x Seaweed Cookie?

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[dark cacao x clotted cream]

Strange unpopular rarepair, their relationship on canon is more like a tension. But I think, there’s more potential to that + I don’t know problematic is that or not..

[sorry, if i will disappoint you..]

If I’m being honest, the thing that kind of gets it for me is the age difference. Yes they’re both adults, but I feel like Clotted Cream is in his 20s, and I’m pretty sure he’s at least of a similar age to Dark Choco, and to me I think it’d be weird if Dark Cacao dated someone around the same age, if not a bit younger than his son

Also I’d give the argument that Dark Cacao seemed to seriously dislike Clotted Cream, but i haven’t finished Odyssey to know if that sticks. Also in the shipping world that argument of “don’t they hate each other?” is pretty weak, because enemies to lovers (even if I think it can be a valid argument, especially in this fandom)

So sorry, it’s gonna be on the “no” side for me

I had more to say about me when it comes to personal tastes when shipping Dark Cacao, as well as the other Ancients, but that argument turned into a whole tangent that’s unrelated to the ask, so I’m gonna make that it’s own separate post

But I will say, generally my rule for shipping with Dark Cacao is that if the other person is seemingly close in age to Dark Choco, it’s gonna be a no. Since I think it’d be weird to date someone around the same age as your child

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Um so I hope im doing this right looking at the other ships people have submitted via asks uh.

Anyone else up for Milk x Licorice? (milkorice)

I used to make a ton of shxtposts about it but I've kinda slowed down (mainly because my blorbo brainrot shifted to the grape siblings). And I've noticed that to this day im still like the only person populating the milkorice tag dhdjejejen

uh explanation of the appeal/dynamic:

Well I’ll say I’ve never heard the ship before, but I’m curious too now

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Heres a few of my cookie run ships

Kiwi x rockstar x whipped cream x earl grey

Cotton candy x white choco

Oh, don’t think I’ve heard those ships before, interesting