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ok so OOT this time i feel like we need some information here: this is the introdction to a new blog where im gonna do community intercation roleplay in character of my dear ocs in their little bar (sometimes outside) so if you like this idea idk like react and ill give it a go

kiddo? you awake again? ah yes very good. let me tell ya, you ended up in the right place because this is the legendary bar without a name and we have everything a goblin heart could want: shiny things, a pillow fort, a moody demonic kitchen, stew for every situation and a talented bartender thats supposed to be a babysitter but ended up being drunksitter (ooo thats me). so take some mystery stew get cozy and take a break from being productive

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kiddo? you awake again? ah yes very good. let me tell ya, you ended up in the right place because this is the legendary bar without a name and we have everything a goblin heart could want: shiny things, a pillow fort, a moody demonic kitchen, stew for every situation and a talented bartender thats supposed to be a babysitter but ended up being drunksitter (ooo thats me). so take some mystery stew get cozy and take a break from being productive

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There are a few kinds of people in dis world:

Urban Straights Plant Balcony Gays Cottagecore lesbians Haunted house bisexuals Lush Cave Pansexuals (give me more ideas)

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Me when i love someone be like

you *punch* fucker *punch better *punch* take *punch* all my fucking love RAHHHHH uhm anyway aggressively wholesome energy rules

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…sir this is a Wendy’s.

Being a Renaissance noble sucks. My dad died, now the alchemist who was scamming him is trying to scam me, my wife is a teenager with cholera, and some heathens are translating the Bible into DUTCH.

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…sir this is a Wendy’s.

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The makes me have…b-bad thoughts

^my mood rn

Astarion, the Decadent

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*german schwäbischer accent* NISCHT ET ÄHL

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“…Milord the peasants are- *dancing* to hell on a *pole* to give a king ball statue to a demon- HEY WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM ITS MY IMPORTANT SHIPS-“

I’m sorry milord, but the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again

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*Somebody* needs to copyright the term goop

Just submerge me in the goop, that’ll fix me

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You have German tea? German tea is the best tea

Soulmate bracelets made with lots of love🤭💖

Reshares are appreciated!!

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somebody when I say “CLICKITY CLACKITY YA BOUT TO GET ATTACKITY”

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“…The new name is Kingsballs m’lord the Peasant have made a new name tag and attack everyone who gets near it.”

I’m sorry milord, but the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again

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I found a witch poem and you look at it

so there are many variations of the poem but here I go

Counting Crows

One for sorrow

Two for joy

Three for a girl

Four for a boy

Five for silver

Six for gold

Seven for a secret, never to be told

Eight for a hiss

Nine for a kiss

Ten for a time of joyful bliss

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one-word spells

Ok, so I completely love one-word spells, they’re easy and powerful! If you focus your energy and intention in the word it should work

Ribellato:

Say this mentally when you want someone to reveal information or say the truth. Works best when doing eye contact.

Mariquil:

It calms temper or an angry person. Form the latin word for sea, mare, and the English word tranquil. For better results cast with wet hands

Haurem:

It attracts love to your life, not forcing relations but attracting. From the Latin word for love, amarem, and haurire, Latin word for attraction. Works best at a sunny day. 

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Look at my art please

wow you made it until here now you can see my DnD OC