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i think its pathetic that journalists and even some casual speakers call twitter "X" now. weak fish behaviour. you dont have to play along
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we can actually solve the “male loneliness epidemic” by having a single mom redhead doctor with blunt bangs and an ankle monitor telling them to GROW UP!!!! dr cassie mckay you are so precious to me!!!!!!
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when whitaker moves in with santos he immediately starts being terrorised by her stupid orange cat (the collar says 'bernie') that keeps shitting under his bed. he spends months researching cat enrichment and turning the apartment into a beautiful cat haven (scratchers, tunnels, multiple litter boxes, etc) but no dice. one day he puts his little foot down and texts santos like 'hey when u get home we need to talk about bernie, im really worried about him' and santos replies '??? who the fuck is bernie' and that is how whitaker realises santos does not actually have a cat and he has been looking after a neighbour's runaway. whitaker: 'what did you think i was buying litter for' santos: 'i thought you liked to dig'
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FINNICK ODAIR SHOULD HAVE LIVED AND I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL
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Finished commission for @kristoffs-corpse of him and his bug pokemon team!!!
Im proud of the colors here (and not just bc theyre mostly green, tho green is the best...)
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Bobby misses Eddie/Buddie more than we do and that’s saying a lot
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i have something to say about jack being touched
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A FOURTH FANFIC FOR SNEAK ME INTO YOUR CLOSET MY PRINCE HAS HIT AO3! LET’S GO!!
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Chim is never in a Million years going to let Eddie live down falling for Freddie Fakeman
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