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Toxic

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I got this weird cat in the mail- her name is Toffee

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Magnus Archives Spin The Wheel Game:

You are being hunted down by this entity for a week straight. That means you are being hunted by manifestations of this entity and might find yourself in similar situations to past statement givers.

This character will help you survive. Their role is to give advice and help defend you against anything that tries to cause harm. How good they are at those two things depends solely on who you spin.

Of course, this is a game. And what's a game without some rules? Spin this wheel to be assigned a situation that will either help or hinder you.

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“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

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Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

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Damn Bots - Chex twitter AU

MASTERLIST / 1 / 2

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skibidi gyatt

How did you find me.

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tying up loose ends (with friends)

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This is for @theosphobia idk how to wrif but have this

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blocked my bitch ex husband on everything but hes on the communications team at wikipedia so he's still finding ways to contact me

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all i do with my life is draw smg4 as stupid memes . og under the cut

IF YOURE READING THIS YOU'RE GAY!!!!!!!!!

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this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

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He is NOT. SKINNY!!! (picks up a chair and throws it at the wall and it splinters into a hundred pieces of wood) AAAAGGHGGGHHHGGGH (rips the glass pane from the window and smashes it over a vase causing both items to shatter into shrapnel) (and the ground is covered in sharp fragments of wood and glass and ceramic and I use my powers to swirl them all into the air launch them directly towards you. For drawing him skinny)

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you relate to monstrous characters because you have toxic shame and live in a society that has convinced you that innocent parts of yourself are grotesque. I relate to monstrous characters because I am evil. we are not the same.