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Bro where is all the Patrick Verona fanfiction?? Tumblr contains the darkest recesses of the internet and I've only found 3 fanfics :/

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Me asf

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Argyle>>

Jonathan: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Robin and Nancy's convo?

Argyle: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.

Eddie: I'm in the washing machine.

Steve: I'm in the closet.

Argyle: We accept you Steve. <3

Steve: No I'm literally in the closet.

Argyle: Love is love. <3

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Pov: I'm finishing Stranger Things 5, the year is 4000, Wills bowl cut is so short it's a tuft at the top of his otherwise bald head. Every single character has died and been revived through the power of their favorite song and queerbaiting still runs rampant. Dustin looks up at the boogeyman, then to the now 300 character cast and says "this is so strange". They all reply in unison "we've seen Stranger things" and then the Never Ending Story x Running Up that Hill club remix plays as the credits roll. I destroy my TV and set my house ablaze out of sheer rage, because we are Stranger things.

Someone take my phone away from me.

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We were robbed of this trio

they throw sleepovers so they can shit talk about mike together trust me

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How is it that Jonathan and Argyle > Steve and Eddie however Steve > Jonathan and Steve > Arglye. So does this imply everyone > Eddie, but Eddie > Jonathan AND Jonathan > Eddie, so how Jonathan and Argyle > Steve and eddie with everyone < Steve and everyone > Eddie while also not

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Your Fruity Four:

MY Fruity Four:

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I am not one to judge ships, ship whoever tf you want go for it. It's not my place. However...

What the actual fuck is the Harmungroveham ship. How do you even... I don't even know ???

In conclusion wtf

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Argyle>>>>

“will meets eddie and plays dnd with him” yes sure great love it, but also consider: will dms a dnd game and argyle joins. and he’s never played dnd before but he is SO good at it he blows everyone out of the water with his strange argyle wisdom and roleplaying

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Bro I feel like Noah and Finn want Will and Mike to kiss more than the fandom does.

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Some of yall are acting like cosplay is so ridiculous like you. Are. In. A. Fandom. People are going to go to cons, people are going to cosplay. Deal with it.

Like yes, I understand the TikTok Eddie pov fans are arguably "cringe" but also who cares. No ones getting hurt, if people dressing up bothers you just scroll.

Smh going out of your way to be rude like it affects you.

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Me at the beginning of June: wow I love Eddie he's so nice and he's gonna be a new friend of Dustin's what a great new character

Me now: who? I've never heard of that man in my life and I'd never associate with those who have 😐

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Sadie Sink: I definitely have the most chaotic social media presence

Noah Schnapp: No no, its definitely me

Matthew Modine:

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As she should

natalia is slowly gaslighting the duffers into making ronance canon

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D*ffers: Yeah man your character will be put through literal hell, this plot is going to break his soul.

Noah: Yeah totally cool.

D*ffers: And he will have a bowl cut-

Noah: ...how dare you.

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Lordy lord

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SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP FOAMING AT THE MOUTH FALLING TO MY KNEES IN A WALMART HE LOOKS SO GOOD