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We should have you at the gate in just under two hours--two and a half if we get pulled over.

Grounded [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[A plane is at an airport gate, connected to the jet bridge. There are other ground vehicles nearby and another gate with a jet bridge extending from it.] Voice from the plane: This is your captain speaking. As you've probably noticed, we're still grounded due to weather Voice from the plane: But the first officer and I have been looking at bridge clearance maps and our top taxiing speed, And we have an idea.

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Turkey Fondant and 200&DarkKnight!Joker are basically the same person

- weird little guy

- very committed to white face paint/mask

- assembles a team and makes them wear masks that match the theme

- (sometimes team members get replaced)

- Bats are just rats with wings

- Outside observers aren’t sure if he means the things he says/sings or if it’s a character choice

- very aesthetic suits

- pyrotechnics

- few yet passionate followers

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Hollywood, call me. I can have this script done on a weekend.

Check out the bonus panel on the site!

SMBC ◆ PATREON ◆ INSTAGRAM ◆ BLUESKY ◆ STORE

Buy this comic as a print!

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sorry but if you want me to live in your world don’t be surprised if i start kicking the tires.  also, in this metaphor, worlds have tires

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like many in today’s society, i HAVE been meaning to catch up on my calmness

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Murderbot: I could snap you in half if I wanted to what could you possibly do to me Gurathin: Licks his palm and reaches out Murderbot: FUCK YOU. GET AWAY FROM ME.

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MURDERBOT | 1.10 The Perimeter

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MURDERBOT 1.10 "The Perimeter"

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that's me in the corner

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reblogging to add: conservatives are not the only bad-faith arguers to do this

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anybody else have like. public and private pronouns. like yeah strangers can use he or she for me idc but if you're a friend im expecting they/them only. and if you're a close friend you unlock the super secret rights to use it/its (exclusive) (rare drop)

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bluesky needs a fail whale

you can’t be number one with a buffering wheel instead of a carton animal

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it pushes the credulity of worldbuilding that over 50 years after a species used physics, chemistry, and engineering to walk on the moon they would be arguing over whether an invisible & intangible friend that some of them claim to share (but they all describe him differently) will hate you based on who you orgasm in proximity to, and that in the century when that species is consistently putting robots on other planets at the same time multiple government leaders around the world claim to make decisions based on what they think their invisible and intangible friends would want them to do

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The Dark Science Kickstarter is LIVE! You can finally get a physical copy of the world's favorite (I assume) cyberpunk satire mystery comic about lesbian cyborgs

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Vino: *kills people*

Also Vino, learning that Chane couldn't have apologized bc she was mute: Understandable, that was insensitive and ableist of me. For that I apologize.