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mice are smooth and round like beach glass

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sorry for acting weird i’m actually just a cryptid trapped in a girl suit

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bad idea: A mouse cursor that's not just a simple floating pointer, it's a cat/dog paw... but it stretches all the way to an edge of the screen like it's a really long leg

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BRO

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Go go gadget, self destruct

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in a hotel room very cautiously removing my clothing slowly and constantly looking around the room shifty and scared as fuck anticipating attacks while a beautiful pair of women sitting side by side on the bed in matching lingerie excitedly but restrained with carefully lowered vioices cheer me on. they say Yes thats it thats how sex works! youre doing it right yeah! youve got it keep going! and im finally down to a sports bra and one tube sock when a car alarm putside startles me and i lunge for the empty handgun on the floor and put it in my mouth while they panic and scramble trying to calm me down petting my hair and cooing gently

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sign you see when entering hell

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Why did someone die in my inbox

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what if midnight mass was MERRY and JOLLY and filled with CHRISTMAS SPIRIT

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this is still the worst vinny noise ever

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me in the pussy if im being completely honest

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Good Luck Rat Candle Holder by Marimiu