Fitness and Personal She/Any *All original posts tagged as personal* Hope it's obvi I'm an adult
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Fence aquired. Dirt aquired. Dirt yet to be displaced
Trying to buy a house. Trying to not go insane waiting for the appraisal that is due in max two days. Signing loan paperwork. Knowing it's a house that needs a shit ton of work due to the neglect that comes from being elderly with time. Afraid to get my hopes up. Busting my ass for three days to retrieve a picket fence someone else is replacing because we'll need one in this house for Lilly and stinky. And the free fence is free now, before I own the dirt I'll have to displace to set it up
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You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.
Of course it is.
#a gentle knocking in the walls at night#jokes i already paid for that#id take a ghost over the obvious rodent damage
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SHOUT OUT TO THIS PROFESSOR SPECIFICALLY


Think I'll get full credit?
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Think I'll get full credit?
#personal#college#seriously eff off with this im way more advanced than this class#literal first quarter class in my last quarter
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Happy birthdayyyyyy to the beeeest! Air jail the baby and have some fun!
Thank you!!!!!! 😘
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I'm just a body trying to do all the things
explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.
go!
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La clase de español es completo. Estoy descansa y
Honestly if I manage to scrape a B out of this, idek dude. I did it. I did school and work and bought a house and have a million to dos and a family and I am tired but I did it.
Anyway. Voy a dormir y no soñar por favor.

#personal#college#im so tired#spanish 101#shout out to all my profs this quarter just rolling with it when i say sorry this assignment is gonna be two weeks late
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Sometimes my mental illness is a part of me and inseparable from who I am, and other times my brain is a lying bastard who needs to be reminded that I'M the one in charge.
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you will live and you will say the wrong things and make mistakes and people will love you anyways.
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Not me writing a whole ass 8 page paper on this kinda thing for English class because I'm bitter about the fact that a 2 hour round trip train to work would cost 40 dollars per day for literally only me.

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