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[coziebunbuns]

Making dinner with you, except there’s a large dildo suction cupped on the island in the middle of the kitchen, and you’re sat all the way down on it while watching me prep, wearing nothing but an apron, hungrily eyeing the bulge in my pants every time I go past, cutting up veggies and adding them to the sizzling pan, completely ignoring your helplessness while I make something for us to eat.

You squirm on the shaft of the toy, wanting so badly to pounce on me, but before you can I turn to grab the apron and pull you down to eye level, reminding you that you wanted to help in the kitchen, and this is how you’re able to. If you want something nice and hard in your mouth for dessert, you need to sit down and grind more like a good little sous chef.

[coziebunbuns]

I know I'm yapping a lot about like, my life rn. I'm usually a really like reserved person coz I generally don't like ppl. But something happend to me today and I've been on edge since.

This morning I got scammed😭😭😭

I know, like, it can happen to anyone, but I feel so stupid rn. I lost like 220 or 260, idk but it's gone. Like usual I can sniff a scam a mile away and I'm really cautious of what I do and how much of my info I give to people. But when I saw that money had been taken from my mobile money account and I had not at all approved that transaction, I knew I had fucked up big time.

And it's not even the money I'm concerned about, like I've lost more irl by just not holding onto it properly. But it's my number and phone security I'm stressed about now. Like what if I can never use my SIM again, and I can't afford a new one in this economy.

Also this all happened coz I wanted to buy a data bundle l. Oooh I'm so fucking mad at myself, I literally lost my appetite, I won't be able to eat for a week coz of this.

But yeah, I'm feeling very dumb right now.

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[coziebunbuns]

So I like kinky shit, obviously.

I'm a brat, and like any other brat, I won't stop talking about the fact that I am a brat, I need everyone and their mother to know I derive pleasure from making someone's life just that little bit more annoying. But I digress.

I am also a masochist and when I am down bad for the right person I think I'd be open to a lot of things. Like actually dirty things. (Not 💩 tho. I'd rather jump in front of a billet train) The yellow stuff? Gold.

But on the flip side I am also a bit germaphobic so like my desire to be truly degraded as much as possible and my utter disgust for particular dirty things clashes.

I'd does keep me up at night.

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[coziebunbuns]

I've been trying to write and it's really not working out. And it's not coz I'm at a loss for ideas or I have writers block. It's like everything I write I hate, I've deleted like 5 drafts coz I got to a point where I was like, nope this is actually shit. I mean it probably wasn't but if the energy I'm putting I to my work is not on par with my ideas I feel like anyone who reads it will feel it too. I do t need that. But I'm gonna keep digging till something nice comes up.

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[coziebunbuns]

Keep the Jokes coming hahahhaha

Lol I'll do my best 😅

[coziebunbuns]

So like, what do you call a fake dom

... A condom

Another shitty joke, I know. I only have dad humour, dark humour or dumb humour😘

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[coziebunbuns]

Um so like...

Not that this matters to anyone but, I was balls deep in writing my book and then my USB got corrupted and I lost like three chapters that I had not backed up as well as some formatting and notes I made and have not been able to get back into writing it since.

Yh... That's it...

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[coziebunbuns]

Got inspired by a some art I saw on Tiktok...

Hell...

How could something so sweet and pure land in this place, a beautiful thing, so soft, and delicate. What about you could have warrants such a demise.

You smile at all creatures, you are quick to aid those in need. You bring warmth and joy wherever you go. So how, how could an angel end up here.

Unless...

It is true... That you are kind, that your soul is pure... Evil

You seem to be so lovely, but ther must be something truly wicked in your bones, a desire for something that not even the damn would beg for in their torture.

Utter destruction....

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[coziebunbuns]

ovulation day 😣

[coziebunbuns]

I don't think you can get kinkier than a Catholic.

Being raised catholic myself, somehow I feel that definitely contributed to the extent of my descent into depravity. I still kinda consider myself Catholic, but if you asked me irl I would say I'm not a Christian period, not the kind most think of anyway.

Moving on...

I would not be able to tell exactly what about being raised catholic contributed to what I have now become, I really couldn't. I guess in a sense it's everything, and nothing at the same time.

But there is something so erotic about Catholicism, something about how it is tainted in a messy history, how it takes inspiration from paganisms. It's so dark, in this holy way. Just as problematic as any other denomination don't get me wrong, but like getting on your knees in front of an almighty being who dictates your existence and yearning for their attention and praise is pretty kinky to me...

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[coziebunbuns]

Heyyy....

What do you call a short Dom?

A crop top...

I'm sorry, my humour is broken😮‍💨

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[coziebunbuns]

Just something I've been thinking about...

As a sub, and a brat, I think about the comfort of a gag quite a bit. I feel like the presence of something in my mouth could give me so much comfort. Like as someone who does not actually speak a lot I like don't like vocalising a lot of things or I just struggle to. But I think about how nice it would be to have a gag in my mouth and someone to speak for me. Like just the thought of just retreating to a safer place coz I know I don't need to talk anymore🥹🥹.

And that's coming form a pretty yappy yapper. Like I love to yap man, but like being gagged sounds so cozy to me.

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[coziebunbuns]

Hey~

I'm like barely alive right now but here's some butt stuff...

I wanna be his fidget doll... So any time he feels stressed or just wants something to hold he can grab a tit or a cheeky. Stick his fingers down my throat as I watch him relax with every eager suck.

Better yet, he could grab a toy and some lube, tell me to lay on my stomach with my ass in the sky while he test the limit of my sphincter. I want to feel his fingers pushing into me, my walls already clenching in anticipation. I'm already moaning around the panties shove in my mouth, and he know I'm so sensitive there, it won't be long until my pussy is gushing.

First it's a pug, pushed in then pulled out in a hypnotic rhythm. Then anal beads, pushed all the way in until until I can't take anymore. Hell force me to push each one out, and watch in mild amusement as I struggle not to cum.

A dildo is next. Pumped into me with an unforgiving force, making squirm and grunt with discomfort.

But then he gets an idea.

The dildo is pulled out of me before I can cum, replaced by three fingers on my stretch hole. He doesn't tell me what he's doing, but when I feel then forced right I to me, I'm too lost in pleasure to care.

Fingers become a hand then a fist, while I lose control and he just hums and watches my undoing with a smirk

[coziebunbuns]

Since I don't know what to write I'll just yap a little about shit.

Like right now, all I want is the be locked down in and insane mating press, lip locked with my SO while I'm being bred like I have no rights. Like, I want to feel like I might never survive, chocked to the edge of consciousness while my insides are turned to mush.

And they'll be so sweet about it too. Whispering how well I'm taking it and how much they love how I'm struggling to stay conscious.

Tears streaming down my face, eyes rolled all the way back, asshole pulsing, my pussy quivering with my nth orgasm.

Even better if it's in some sort of public are, like not somewhere they we can be seen, but he can definitely be caught. But even better if there is an audience.

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[coziebunbuns]

I have no writing brain 😔

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[coziebunbuns]

Been busy but might start posting again🐇🐇🐇

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