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Okay so fuckin I remember when I was Younger there was this like spin off on the Gravity Falls show where like most of the Characters were like Part Furry? IDK I just remember Dipper was like Part Deer and Stanley was secretly Evil cuz of the Fezz or smthn like that and I completely forgot the name or if this even existed? Like this could be just a fever dream and all but like I'm dying to know if this was real or not

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Hm... I'll take that advice, and say no.

I'm about to go on aeroplane mode, so don't do anything stupid while I'm gone please

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Fuck it I want some Garlic Bread

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Fuck you getting your Ads from? All I get are Gay Comics and while I love em I'm more interested in whatever the hell's going on here

Why WOULD I pay for tumblr premium when I get quality ads like this???

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No, No keep going I wanna here em out

does anyone want to hire me to be their evil advisor

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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I zone out on company time

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Kinda want an Enchilada but they won't let me.

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Hey guys? I found this weird sword in the forest, anyone know where the nearest drop off Centre is?

Concept: cursed blade rehabilitation center. Destroying a sentient weapon is expensive and highly unethical, so adventurers bring them to the center where highly trained staff can care for them and eventually find them forever homes. It turns out most cursed weapons are products of trauma and are not strictly evil themselves. Some blades turn out to be fiercely protective companions. Others don't even want to be weapons at all, finding joy in simple work like blacksmithing or farming. Most blades just need to be loved.

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Dude Everyone knows how, there's just not enough Gods to murder for their Ichor.

*mournfully scoffing* people nowadays not even knowing how to inseminate a haunted house....

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You know you've done something when you end up on Pinterest.

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Sometimes ya feel like soup