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WAIT

500+ LIKES!?

Like i knew this had gotten popular but HOLY SHIT

Reader: So you're saying... it's them but they're basically powerless?

Hermes: Yeah basically!

Reader: So....they can't...smite me or anything, right?

Hermes: Uh....no?

Reader: Great.

reader gets up and runs out

In the next room

reader barges in and turns to Poseidon

Reader: Your son is a fucking bitch!

turns to Zeus

Reader: You are a fucking bitch!

turns to Hades

Reader: And you are fucking lovely and your life is shit, please have a wonderful day!!

leaves

Hermes: ....meet my friend?

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I need a One Piece x Reader fanfic that sounds like this song so bad rn

Thinking: Shanks, Crocodile, Mihawk, Buggy, Doflamingo, Lucci, Law, Zoro + anyone y'all think of

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Since my last idea was fluff here's an angst one for y'all

One Piece characters x reader where the reader and character are in some kind of a relationship(dating, married, friends with benefits, etc) and character knows they care for reader but still thinks it's to an extent until one night when character winds up having a lucid nightmare(they believe is real at the time) of watching reader die and it breaks them more than they thought when they wake up with a start, from that part it'll obviously be different for how each character reacts

Thinking: Shanks, Mihawk, Crocodile, Zoro, Sanji, Buggy, Doflamingo, Lucci +anyone you want to write this about

Hope y'all like this one and again if ya write it I hope I find it! -Creepz

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Fanfic idea for all y'all One Piece writers because I have too much shit on my plate

One Piece villains x reader but instead of the classic "reader was dense" it's actually the character, character and reader are close(friends, allies, colleagues) and maybe even actively messing around and reader is completely in love and has been very obvious but the character still doesn't realize for whatever individual reason they have leading to reader finally snapping and telling them or just finding a way to tell them already.

Thinking: Crocodile, Mihawk, Doflamingo, Buggy, Lucci + whoever you want to write this about

Have fun! And if you write it I hope I find it! -Creepz

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I lowkey wanna make an edit audio playlist that's total "og trio vibes" for the Pale-Moon Pirates, "og trio" not being Till, Oz and Link like even people in universe believe but it's actually Till, Oz and Rosey(if you've read my stuff before you know who this is), some og trio funfacts under the cut!

• Till and Oz were constantly at each other's throats in the early years

• The og trio was such chaos that Rosey once both said they should've left him for dead and considered the easiest way to jump ship without his two psychotic teenage saviors finding out

• Rosey never joined the crew really, Oz said "Bitch you got shot, you ain't leaving no time soon" and Till basically demanded he join her crew and then proclaimed him "bodyguard, chaperone and the cool one who gets us booze" and later when he'd come back he'd officially join the crew but was given a fleet immediately due to the crew considering him a "veteran member "

• Rosey was almost always in the middle of Till and Oz's fights and sometimes he'd have to involve himself to stop them, he and Oz would every now and then wind up full on sparring if the fight got bad enough and Rosey would just manhandle Till and pick her up like nothing because early years Till was fucking tiny, she'd make him stop fighting her though by just starting to laugh and poke him repeatedly until he got angry and ran off, even now that Till is taller(still not as tall as Rosey but it's not such a huge difference anymore) if it's during a meeting or something that has Till bored Rosey cannot stand next to her or she'll just start poking him again

• The entire relationship between these three is basically orphans who adopted each other meets frat house, this trio was and still lowkey is chaos incarnate

• As much as they tried to literally end each other back in the early days after they finally got a ship of their own it was a common sight for all three members to be sleeping on the deck with Oz and Till using Rosey as a bed, they fought like crazy but it was common to find them passed out somewhere weird as Rosey can sleep just about anywhere and Oz and Till would fall asleep in seconds if they slept basically using Rosey as a body pillow

• Marineford had a big impact on the Pale-Moon Pirates even if they didn't play a part as I didn't wind up changing Marineford in my au but I still made it canon that the Pale-Moon's were quite literally on their way there when everything happened but news of Whitebeard's death reached the ship about the same time as Rosey returned to rejoin the crew and in my initial timeline I mentioned this but did not mention what happened, so I can finally say that Rosey did wind up comforting Till and if he didn't Till likely would've been an antagonist instead of an ally

• It's canon to my lore that Till is only at peace when around a few people, her Devil Fruit being possibly(and totally accidentally) one of the most painful Devil Fruits ever due to its otherworldly abilities, it's natural denying of reality and it's connection to both the living and the dead, she can basically hear, see and feel EVERYTHING, she's comfortable around Vivi because of Vivi's empathy which makes her basically able to go through the pain with her, she's comfortable around Luffy because in her words 'the drums soothe her', but she's mostly at peace around Oz and Rosey who are the only two people who seem to be able to drown out the noise entirely

• Oz and Rosey are the epitome of loyalty, she didn't just save them when they were at their ends she also made them want to live again so when Till broke Oz and Rosey had really stood up and is why they're so respected among the Pale-Moon Pirates despite just being first fleet captain and ship doctor and at the current timeline Till has finally found some peace and happiness in live and good lord there will be hell to pay if anything tries to fuck with her rn-

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A little funfact about my group of OCs I've yet to release for One Piece. They're not directly a part of the Pale-Moon Pirates but they're more of a sister branch that still works for them but not directly with them 24/7, specifically a branch of First Fleet Crimson Moon led by Captain Rosey(ogs will know who Rosey is, it's not an oc) and so y'all know, I've already teased that they're rivals of CP0 but the reason the group exists as per a quote from Rosey "They're a special group I trained that we left to travel from island to island for the simple fact they're too mentally unstable or deranged to be considered safe to keep on the boat."

"The Ocelot" (Devil Fruit user)

"The Silver Fox" (Devil Fruit user)

"The Puppeteer" (Devil Fruit user)

"The Doctor" (non Devil Fruit user)

"The Madwoman" (non Devil Fruit user)

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I haven't released anything yet on my second group of OCs for One Piece but as a little teaser drop for y'all they're loosely inspired by ZZZ, Resident Evil, Huntrix themselves and "Your Idol" by the Saja Boys. They're also CP0's main fucking rivals in rather humorous ways in my opinion, plus they both got a cat.

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I think I've said it once, if not on here then on Discord, but I genuinely believe that if my lore was canon it would make at least multiple movies for One Piece.

The great war/Post-timeskip would be the second and third movies.

And in the second/third movies in my lore shit is gonna get REAL.

Warning this post contains some characters I haven't released yet.

Some post-timeskip heartbreak includes(in time order):

Till lets out her two gear 3 transformations(current working names: Arlecchino(female) and Sandrone(male) but it may change at any time) and fights the Straw Hats / Till hands Chrysalis(her sword) to Luffy and asks him to "end the curse" / Sabo takes Till to Whitebeard's grave.

Nilan and Lucci 1v1/death.

Romeo and Sylus explode the lab so Bonney can escape.

Nanno frees Doflamingo from Impel Down/asks him to end her because she knows her siblings(Nilan and Romeo) are gone.(Doflamingo doesn't? Neither are ever heard from after this)

The great war for liberation.

The Pale-Moon's make their final stand for the Straw Hats / Till calls Luffy the king of the pirates in front of the entire war and swears to see him on that grand throne or die trying.

The Yonko all get attacked in an attempt to overthrow them.

Koa's final stand / Quote: "I will burn with my husband's empire, for I am his and his alone and I shall die before another man thinks otherwise." / Buggy and Koa reunite(total Odysseus and Penelope style).

A mysterious group of pirates from the future arrive to aid in the war / Link meets her and Kuzan's future son Morgan / Morgan says goodbye to his mom finally and Link learns she's going to die / Quote: "You were never one for goodbyes, were you mom? But I guess...I know why now."

Dianna and Kizaru dying(?) in the building collapse after their 1v1 / Quote: "When this is over, let's trade stories of Nika over a bottle, shall we?"

Till and Oz dying/disappearing together after the great war.(scene of Till and Oz seemingly dying in each other's arms but their bodies are confirmed unrecovered after battle and we've seen in lore that Oz can basically revive people and Till can easily teleport people)

Link dying in the war for Alabasta(+Vivi's breakdown/Kuzan's self destructive rampage) / Link doesn't say goodbye to young Morgan due to the future Morgan which leads Morgan's journey to become a pirate in the future and meet his mom again

Garp passes away from old age with Ataly sitting at his bedside / Garp tells Ataly "Since you'll live forever, I can come back for you one day" / Ataly disappears from the timeline forever.

The Straw Hats find Gold Feather again and find out Till had biological children / The Straw Hats meet Rosa and Mason, Rosa is all her mom and Mason is practically new young Whitebeard(just like his grandpa and mom).

Mason's journey around the world with the Straw Hats / The Straw Hats find "The land beyond Time, Space and Memory" / Mason sees his mom reuniting with her father in the afterlife and resigns to her death / Mason meets his mom at the waterfall and says goodbye.

Rosa finds out she's going to be a mom and both her and Mason cry in each others arms in fear / Rosa's infamous quote "I don't wanna die too!" / Mason and Rosa confront the fears of their family history and realize their mom wound up so much like her father that her own obsession with living up to him led her to leave them just like he unknowingly left her.

Till's children, Link's son and even Buggy's eldest son form an alliance and reform the destroyed Pale-Moon Pirates revealing them as the time traveling pirates seen in the war.

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When the Pale-Moon Pirates found out about Link x Kuzan

Till: You've gotta be fucking kidding me.

Oz: not surprised

Dianna and Ataly: jumping and laughing in a corner about how they 'knew it'

Till: Out of everyone in the four seas and the grand line...one of Blackbeard's men?...really?...

Link: Sis c'mon...he's different...

Till: Well I've fought every one of them, which one is it?

Link:... the former admiral...

Dead silence

Till: holds up her hand to Link's head and then holds it up to about Kuzan's height May the gods bless you and have mercy on your soul-

Link: SHUT.UP.

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The Pale-Moon Pirates entire empire including the entire island of Gold Feather and all other shit I haven't revealed yet can be described as "for women, by women". Even the commoners of Gold Feather are well dressed and well taken care of by the "royal family". The Pale-Moon Pirates entire empire is basically every cheesey dark Mafia romance novel gone right and yes they're fucking side characters who have wayy too much main character energy and are cocky simply because they can back it up, like genuinely if my characters were official and not fan characters i could see multiple movies on this shit. They act like the shit because they are the shit. All hail the Pale-Moon Pirates!

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I need to stop making OCs

I already have an entire OC faction for One Piece

I NEED TO NOT MAKE ANOTHER ONE

...even though it basically already exists....

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If One Piece was real istg I wouldn't be single, I'd either be in a relationship, a situationship or six feet under.

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When your cat goes on the highest possible surface in the house and just starts screaming expecting YOU to come take them down and none of y'all can reach the thing

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Little funfact about one of my own characters, this one isn't connected to any universe it's just an oc.

Christian was heavily inspired by Sebastian from Black Butler, specifically the original anime and manga, but I had made Christian have fluffier and longer hair as well as more feminine features and overall tried to make sure you could see it but it wasn't copying and when the new season of the anime came out they had changed Sebastian's design and it now looks even more like Christian so yeah Christian's human design is basically priest Sebastian with yellow eyes and i low-key cried when I realized what happened.

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When you don't know which would feel better, kissing him or beating his fucking ass.

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So I did a thing.

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New blog series idea, lemme know if y'all like it by liking, commenting or reblogging!

Brutally Honest Insults(Roasting)

One Piece edition!

I'd likely go either faction by faction or arc by arc, lemme know which one I should do.