crankyhaiku

[crankyhaiku]

You motherfucker Now all my haikus end with Refrigerator

(via @USSJoin‬)

[crankyhaiku]

over-engineered

its more than a state of mind

its a lifestyle. douche.

(via @buzzedword)

[crankyhaiku]

Don't touch!

Keep out of my code You sniveling little jerk Or I’ll kick your ass

[crankyhaiku]

ain't no mo' milk

this is some bullshit there's no more milk. what the fuck. fuck it. eat it dry.

[crankyhaiku]

Google is no help The Internet is broken Where are my damn keys?

[crankyhaiku]

Do you really think another tracking pixel is beneficial?

[crankyhaiku]

Three sandwiches later

Ever skip lunch because “No cheese” is too difficult? Yeah, THAT kind of day.

[crankyhaiku]

Advances

What the fuck is that? Get it away from me now! Sick motherfucker.

[crankyhaiku]

We’ll soon prove to all That his skull is NOT so thick- Gimme a hammer!

[crankyhaiku]

Girl across from me My love life is a bit shit You’d probably do

[crankyhaiku]

Writing on a theme  First theme, “I’m An Asshole,” yields  Two hundred poems

[crankyhaiku]

alas! Poor, dead leaves stabbed in the back by their tree mulched in my mower

[crankyhaiku]

Fretful pro-lifer your sign tries to shield my soul cram it in your ass

by @snipeyhead

[crankyhaiku]

Grey nudgy furball Heavy, sitting on my lap Why now must you fart?

[crankyhaiku]

Twitter you wankers OAuth is complex as fuck Not really your fault

[crankyhaiku]

If you were here I’d stab you with a pencil You arrogant fuck!

[crankyhaiku]

Some days I wonder Why I bother getting up Today is like that