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Differences between Tumblr and Twitter

engagement bait edition:

Tumblr engagement bait has to be funny

Twitter engagement bait has to be anger inducing

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the real green eyed kunze.

Clinging

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Hey booktok themzies,

want a new and intriguing finished book to rip your filthy little claws into?

Well it certainly isn't Yamakujira.

if you hate a weird ass political plot and characters as incest coded characters as Cersei and Jamie Lannister without actual sex, then you would hate this story populated by gay furries in an alternate 1650's Japan.

obligatory melodramatic blurb.

Akihiko Yamakujira is afraid of himself.

As the only pureblood heir to the boar-yōkai daimyo Nagi Yamakujira—the legendary general who forged unity beside Oda Nobunaga—Akihiko was shaped for power. Everyone knows his greatest flaw: his half-human brother, Kaito. A bastard born of a brothel woman. A stain on the bloodline.

And yet—Kaito is the only one who makes Akihiko feel like a person. Like the boy he was, before his father’s suspicious death. Before the weight of the throne. The only one who could once quiet the Black, the poison that torments his mind, with forbidden human magic—now outlawed by decree of the shogun.

As alliance between the Yamakujira and Inohara families nears fruition and vassals circle like carrion birds, Akihiko must walk the blade’s edge between duty and collapse—between what is expected of a ruler, and the putrid desire that festers in his heart.

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Some times I am sad about yamakujira but I know 2nd coming of Kamote has my back and I feel my resolve strengthen

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Just so you know, guys. My book will have no sex scenes in it because I haven’t had sex but you know what I have had?

I have watched it so get ready for some art of diabolical proportions…..

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Murderbotcore

it/its pronouns are the coolest thing ever btw and you should give anybody who uses them $1,700 immediately

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I fucking love dango

dango lovers unite!!!!

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I mean I think with the Meng Yao box scene I think my uncle will go ????? at me like what the heck are you watching?? you like fantasy action novels not romance???

What are the gayest moments of the untamed???

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What are the gayest moments of the untamed???

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call me gerrymandering georg the way I eat gerrymandering.

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im going to make a more serious well drawn version........ soon......

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I love tumblr

I love the haitmale games we play

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#justmutianchithings

concubines fear me

fish fuck me

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if I have a daddy kink, and my wife has a mommy kink who has the lawn gnome kink?

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Throw their nephew a party then ambush them and stab them.

give them the real Wei Wuxian treatment

i LOVE wei wuxian i really do he's a sweetheart and im so happy he got to find love and a home with lan wangji hes one of my fav mxtx characters ever but. if i was jiang cheng and i had to give up my dog for some random kid i would have beat him with hammers i'm sorry jiang cheng was way more forgiving and kind than me