every single day a sunset occurs & every single day i’m like oh my God this is the prettiest thing i’ve ever had the privilege of witnessing... & every single day it’s true
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ok i have a plan (gets distracted) (gets distracted) (gets distracted) (gets distracted) (get distracted) (gets d
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marcille tries to act the big dog but is promptly outdogged by senshi
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mike’s hard past couple of months
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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sunsets after 7pm now !!!!!!!!!!! we made it guys !!!!!!!!!!!!
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you can think someone's an idiot and not hate them. anyone who doesn't understand this has never had a coworker
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*plap plap plap* now you may think the advantage of a polearm is merely its reach--ngh--but while that is partially true, the more accurate advantage would simply be torque *plap plap plap* a polearm can generate more force using centripetal motion--take it, you fucking slut--and besides this, the simplicity of construction of many polearms made them easy to manufacture and therefore they became very popular
(@dickconoisseur)
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i accidentally said the phrase “penis friday” around my parents and i didn’t think much of it until today i wanted new underwear and i said “i’m tempted to get the cucumber-patterned ones” and my mom said “oh come on it’s not even penis friday”
HAKDHWKFHWKDHD ANON WHAT
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farcille
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when i struggled with compositions i made a bunch of doodles. i liked how they turned out :]
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this sentence makes me hopping mad. WHAT R U TRYING TO TELL ME
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visual by zayn alarbi, words by ibrahim nasrallah
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