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save me undead cowboy...

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John Marston is my babygirl 🖤

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Best character in fallout, period

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being part of this…feels like restitution for the old days. i think this crew is bringing out the best in me.

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No one haunts the narrative as much as Arthur morgan,, he haunts outside of the narrative,,,, he haunts me

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Sparky and Sparkler. 

Or the Goth and the Mallrat.

Or simply Chamber and Jubilee.

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my new favorite things are

-imagining Sabretooth doing normal Cat Things™

-imagining him getting scolded and/or punished as if he were a normal cat for doing Sabretooth Things™

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not to be problematic but i literally do not give a shit about age gaps when dating vampires. they thirst for your blood. "but it's predatory!!!!" yeah. it is. "they're preying on you!!!" they're vampires. they do that. "it's a power imbalance!!!!!!" what part of vampires are you not getting

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the Salem storyline in Sabrina the teenage witch is so so good bc like the wizard supreme court or whatever is like ‘this man is the most dangerous war criminal in history. he has tried to commit genocide and become a dictator in many different dimensions. we can’t give him the death penalty bc he used dark ancient magic to make himself immortal so we’ve trapped him in the body of a feline for eternal torture. it is the Spellman’s duty to hold him prisoner for us’. and then the Spellman’s are just like kitty,,,………..we’re gonna get him a special pillow to sit on and buy him funny little outfits and cuddle with him while we sleep. he’s the glue holding this family together we love him so much

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[in spanish] marstón

bonus:

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You got sad eyes, mister. Like you seen sad things.

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Favorite Evolution Moments:

Scott: Obviously this is not a party I should be going to.

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read the book recently so ive got it on the mind… no other campy zombie rom com version of romeo and juliet in 2013 could compare tbh

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Listen, if we called ourselves Fire and Ice, no one would take us seriously.