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THE WAGESTUCK LINK DIED PLZ REPOST

IT HAS BEEN FIXED. GET IN THAR

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Hey freaks!!! Wanna join a fresh new roleplay server where your ocs or your fave homestuck characters can experience the crippling weight of a 9-5 service job? Look no further than Wagestuck!! You've just been accepted into a sleek new job at Walmart! Cry in the freezers! Get assaulted by customers! Get high in the warehouse with your coworkers and discover the meaning of life!

We are friendly I promise. Get in here.

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VRIKAAAAAA!!!!

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Haha party girl!! Something something! We become what we behold.

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Here are those awesome epilogue pages you requested. Enjoy them, they're terrible

Oh my GOD.

Horrible. Thank you for your service.

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Im not a freak for folykl or kuprum but the part of friendsim where they were transferring energy between mspar like a copper wire. zooweeeeemama!

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Calliope should share that book I think. Pass it around a little. Get a group reading going on. Spend a whole act gauging everyone's reactions to it, even

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4/13 is a week-long event to me, so. Two grubs for your consideration

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This isn't even all of them!! Dammek is a jackass and a bully, but he's not a neglectful ass who hates his moirail. In fact, he's an overbearing ass that can't leave his moirail the hell alone.

Dammek sucks 100 percent but I hate how people act like he hates Xefros' guts. He has shit like THIS

All over his hive. Keep in mind that this is literally as tall as Joey is 😭

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Dammek sucks 100 percent but I hate how people act like he hates Xefros' guts. He has shit like THIS

All over his hive. Keep in mind that this is literally as tall as Joey is 😭

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My deaf Jake English meta

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I wonder if trolls are hardwired to ignore a grubs/infant cries kinda like Humans are hardwired to get in alert when hearing a baby's cries

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COULD YOU DRAW JOHNKAT?

#6

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VOLUME FOUR: PHONES AND PHONIES

Download the soundtrack!

Bagel | Bahis

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Personal headcanon to bring this blog back: lowblooded trolls only die as early as they do because of bad treatment.

Think about it: all of the "good" food, which probably has actual nutritional value instead of just being bugs (eg: different meats, veg, and fruits) is probably hard to come by -- or downright impossible to find -- when it comes to the lower classes. They also are targeted often due to their weakness and the fact that lowbloods being brutally slaughtered is seen as just something that happens on Alternia, and killing a rustblood has the same amount if consequence as, say, stepping on an ant. There's no way they're given anything close to actual, proper medical care.

This isn't me saying a lowblood could be highblood-strong -- they are physically weaker and smaller than highbloods no matter what they do, just due to biology -- but their lifespans on a more "domesticated" planet with fewer batshit crazy threats and better medicine and base nutrition would likely amount to the lifespan of a healthy human, at the least.

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The people require marvus SMUT 🗣️

Same ❤️. Doing AMAB reader for this one because there's not enough of that.

🎉Marvus x Reader🎉

Nsft Below Cut!

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Marvus digs his fingers into the sheets, arching his back as much as possible, even though he's practically face-down ass-up already. He's tired, he's stressed, and he needs you.

Your hands run down his back as you press yourself against his ass. He grinds on you, huffing impatiently as you run your fingers through his hair.

You don't want to play around too much, wind him back up again. You push into him, and the way his nook clenches around you, cold as ice against your hot, warm-blooded body, makes you moan before you even get halfway in. Marvus sighs happily, some of the tension leaving his shoulders as you bottom out.

He's always told you how much he loves your warmth. He sleeps right next to you, usually, clinging to you like you're his own personal heating pad, and you can only imagine how it feels to Marvus, who throws his head back in a moan when you pull out and thrust back in, and, Christ, he looks like a top-tier pornstar from this angle.

Human dicks were, pretty obviously, not made for troll's nooks to take. They're not as soft as bulges, and they don't bend like the tentacles that trolls have. But they have an advantage there, too. You can rub up against every little ridge and soft spot and bundle of nerves that makes Marvus melt under you in the sheets.

His hair, slightly sticky with Faygo, cascades down over his shoulders. His body has a light sheen of sweat over it, making him look like he's glowing in the low light of the room. His face paint is fucked. Fucked beyond recognition. Smudged all over the pillow he has his face hidden in and, somehow, smeared down his chest in some spots. Your lips meet the back of Marvus' shoulder, and you mumble in his ear about how pretty he is. He lets out a broken moan and begs for you to speed up. Of course, you oblige.

Marvus does this pretty often. He'll come back to his hive from wherever the hell—a concert, church, maybe just a night out if it was particularly rough on him—and he'll ask you for this. It's one of the easiest ways to calm him down, and that's what you focus on as you caress his body, grope around, rub his grubscars, and fucking plow the tension out of him.

He's close. You can see it in his scrunched-up eyebrows and his shut-tight eyes, how his fingers twitch deeper into the fabric of the pillow he's gripping for dear life. And you can feel it while you thrust into him, with the way his nook is trying to suck you in and never let you go.

You stroke his bulge, giving it some much-needed affection as Marvus lets out a broken moan. You've learned a few things about him, in the while you've known him. One that really matters right about now is that he thinks that it is the hottest, kinkiest thing fucking ever to cum inside him. It's not something trolls do often, or ever, really. He was ecstatic when you asked for the first time if you should pull out or not, and he appreciates that your mess isn't hard to clean up at all when compared to the fucking flood that trolls leave behind.

And so, when he whispers for you to grab the bucket by the concupiscent platform, you speed up your thrusts. He comes just as you move the bucket beneath his bulge, ass still high in the air. You know how oversensitive he gets after he comes, but you also know he will get whiny as fuck if you pull out before you do, too. So you speed up, get rougher, chase that peak like a hunting dog chasing a rabbit, and Marvus lets out the most beautiful noises you've ever heard from him.

You come into his nook, balls-deep and sweaty as fuck, giving just a few more thrusts into Marvus that make him let out a few more little whines as you ride out your orgasam.

The bucket is moved aside, and you and Marvus sit in comfortable silence in eachother's arms. The tension in him has melted away, replaced with the sleepy afterglow of good sex, and when you notice that, you like to think you did what he asked of you pretty damn well.

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I LITERALLY STARTED WRITING THIS AUGUST OF 2023. FORGIVE ME. I AM JUST STARTING TO WRITE AGAIN HELP ME 💔💔

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Dude I just saw someone all-caps ranting in the ao3 comments about how most x readers are written afab... Like. Genuinely insulting the fic author. So I feel the need to say this on my writing blog:

FANFIC WRITERS DO NOT OWE YOU ANYTHING! They do not owe you a fic with your pronouns or features. I know it can be annoying! I get it! But good lord if you're so desperate that you're harrassing fic authors, WRITE. IT. URSELF.