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Ah, meralgia paresthetica

Y U LET ME FEEL ITCHY BUT NO LET ME FEEL SCRATCHY? BITCH.

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You’re going along semi-fine (for you) and your body suddenly screams for vengeance and flings you to the floor. You stand up for 10 seconds and your legs are like, “LOL, nope.” 

How to tell if you overdid it yesterday

You woke up this morning and literally had to roll out of bed because certain body parts were not moving. Getting vertical required the use of furniture as a brace. “Vertical” means halfway hunched over because goddam what happened to my back? You are shuffling everywhere. You got to the couch and took your meds and now you’re ready for a nap. You’re starving but don’t want to shuffle to the kitchen thanks to the above struggles you had just while getting out of bed.

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I tried not to. I knew it existed, though. It was like some kind of horrible curiosity magnet.

I just saw The Simpsons porn

Someone please scrub the surface of my brain with lye soap.

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Take 1 Baclofen

Legs still screaming. Torn between taking 2 Baclofen and toughing it out. Either way I’ll be tired tomorrow. First choice: too much sleep. 2nd choice: not enough sleep. And of course Friday is my long day with Pipperdoodle. Ugh.

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I just saw The Simpsons porn

Someone please scrub the surface of my brain with lye soap.

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Stay strong beautiful. You have such strength within you and I know you can keep fighting through the struggles. I'm here if you ever need someone to talk to. Just take a deep breath and keep taking it day by day. Better days will come. Beautiful and amazing and awe inspiring moments reside in your future. You can't imagine it now, but believe that they will come. I promise you they will. You are beautiful and worth this life. The world deserves YOU!

Thanks :D And the same goes for you!

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Ten

One to tell the disabled person how brave and inspirational they are for trying to change a light bulb

One to ask the disabled person why they can’t work 8 hours a day 5 days a week if they can change a light bulb every few weeks

One to tell the disabled person that they really shouldn’t be..

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Thing number 10,000 not to say to a depressed person

“Oh my god, that medication made me gain like 100 pounds. Don’t take it. You’ll get so fat.”

Dude, I’d rather be fat than suicidal.

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Sign from University of Bristol LGBT+ Society

"If you’re in a public bathroom and you think a stranger’s gender does not match the sign on the door, follow these steps:

1. Don’t worry about it, they know better than you.”

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Do you ever feel like

Do you ever feel like 10,000 little things assault you all at once and you get so anxious you can’t even move? Like, “Oh my god, there are 4 messages on the answering machine and one of them might be important but I don’t know, and I forgot to check the mail today and maybe Social Security’s stalking me again; there could be a financial time bomb in there...” and you get so worried that you can’t even make yourself do anything about anything so you just sit on the couch popping Klonopin like sanity-saving little blue candies and shaking? Or is that just me?

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I was just sitting here like, OMG, I need to look at a tarsier right now,” and here is one. Blammo! This is why I love tumblr.

"Ugh tourists" #tarsier #bohol #family #weekend #conservation (at Tarsier Conservation Area, Loboc Bohol)

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So pretty!

Last debate tournament of the season.

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I WENT TO VISIT MY GRANDMA AT THE NURSING HOME AND THE LADY LITERALLY DOESN’T KNOW POOP FROM APPLESAUCE BUT SHE MUST HAVE REMEMBERED ME BRINGING SOMEONE TO CHRISTMAS BECAUSE SHE’S LIKE “SO HOW’S KALEB” (AKA MY GIRLFRIEND, KAYLA) AND MY MOM WAS LIKE “SHE’S DATING A GIRL AND HER NAME IS KAYLA, MOM”

WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT MY GRANDMA WAS LIKE “OH HOW LOVELY. I WAS A LESBIAN ONCE YOU KNOW.”

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Spanks.

How do I change my profile pic?

Like, seriously. Got no clue.

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How do I change my profile pic?

Like, seriously. Got no clue.

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This is my 2nd time on the program. Trying to lose 75 lbs. The first time I lost 30 lbs and then said screw it because I wasn’t ready to change. Now I think I am, but it’s so hard. I think I’m actually emotionally addicted to food. Like binge eating disorder addicted to food. And when I tell my parents this they scoff, because they don’t see me overeat -- I hide to scarf an entire carton of Oreos and a large pizza, ya? 

I also have a physical disability and take SSRIs for depression, so it’s like double whammy obstacles. But I totally get it. I know how hard it is. YOU ARE NOT ALONE. WE CAN DO THIS.

I am now the heaviest I have ever been, and I am really not happy about it.

So, I’m rejoining Weight Watchers. This’ll be the fourth time, but the first since the great ankle disaster of 2013. It’s just time I get my shit together, frankly, and I’m tired of moaning and whining and doing nothing...

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