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Sleeping with shirt, no pants > sleeping with pants, no shirt
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Absolute unit. Stuffed him like I was fisting an old man's ass. I hold him in my arms every night because if I don't my arms fall off (probably)
My stuffed lamb had a hole in it so I took the opportunity to put more stuffing in lol now he THICC
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I hope the big titty man cashier i buy menthol cigarettes from in the next town over thinks I'm awkward af
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Still thinking about the time I deactivated my Facebook and this one guy that added me randomly and formed somewhat of a friend relationship with me completely fell off the face of the planet, like, he sent me a funny video and then he was gone. As if he deleted his whole account I guess?
Come back mr fbi.....
#text#facebook#myserious#guy you dont have to manipulate me like that you can just ask me if im up to no good#and ill say yea (if i am)#come over...
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I wonder if a man has ever seen another man’s penis
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Wizard threesome:
Me (wizard)
You (wizard)
Another wizard
Appealing, no?
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Donr question me about my life choices. They don't have 3/4 vanilla ice cream.
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My stuffed lamb had a hole in it so I took the opportunity to put more stuffing in lol now he THICC
#text#stuffed animals#lamb#sheep#stuffing#it actually was aaron's lamb i bought him from that time the hospital almost killed him but i need to hold it to sleep#that's why i need a fat bitch! i gotta hold her or my arms are gonna explode maybe idk what happens
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Ah man. This R has it's dick out...
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Someone tuned my perpetually on radio to the Christian rock station... whatever. Jesus time.
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This cat is just so happy to be laying in my crotch
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Memorializing my fat pussy today
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Here's how I remember the guitar strings: Eat A Dick Get Better Evidence
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I don't have TIME for sex, I'm getting really into this mixed media thing
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Damn mama that pussy smells like mothballs
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